Cheese that isn't cheese

[eestlinc]

head cheese

[boris no no]

i love cheese <333333333333333

once i ate what i though was salad cream.....it was just mayo that had been there rather too long......

[RPJesus]

head cheese

And short, stumpy legs.

[Necronopticous]

<A href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=52054">Final Fantasy IV</A>

[frr_vegeta]

Whole milk, and FFVII: LO

[Doomie]

One time at a wedding, I ate these cocktail weenies, and they had this little red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brutha', it ain't ketchup!

[Alive-Cat]

Marge actually tastes way better than butter
but anyway, i once chewed on paper that wasn't actually paper, it was shrimp.

[Old Manus]

"You know what this reminds me of? Tasty Wheat. Did you ever try Tasty Wheat?"

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

I ate this stuff called I Can't Believe It's Not Butter though I thought it was butter. I was obviously wrong.

[Alive-Cat]

Tasty wheat, that's weird...

[Calliope]

Bren, don't make me throw up now!

Topic answer: I'll eat soy ice cream, and soy chocolate, but I refuse to try soy cheese. I don't know why.