One time I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class.
I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank and
let the monkey scribble notes on little pieces of paper.

At the end of the week the teacher told us to write a paper
using the notes we took. So I wrote a paper that said

'Hello! My name is Bingo! I like to climb on things!
Can I have a banana? Eep Eep!'

I got an F. I told my mom about it and she said 'That's
why I told you never trust a monkey!'

The end.