When Wakka was like, "We thought we had lost you guys there." xD Poor, poor children. Never laugh at nothing. And the fact that Seymour is overweight. He needs to work out. He is a fashion disaster! Lemme point out whats wrong with him.

1. Madman additude (Becoming Sin will make Spira better...WTC?)

2. Dangerously overweight (Go do the Special K challenge)

3. His nails (Dude, if they get any longer, he can be on "Ripley's Believe It or Not!"!)

4. His hair (Rediculous hair style and hair color, be more natural, besides, too much chest hair)

5. His vains (Nobody's vains should be sticking out of their head! Heck, nobody's vains should be blue! No way is he "royal")

6. His outfit (Like anyone would wear that! Besides, hes wearing a freaking dress! Crosser much?)

7. His shoes (Does he even wear shoes? I mean, like, he should at least wear some socks!)

8. His voice (Its just scary. Especially when he talks high-pitched)

9. His walk (Its like hes trying to strut down the carpet when he was getting married. Its not a runway, Seymour!)

10. His lips at the wedding (Now I see where Jose Conseco got the idea about why can't men wear lip gloss. You are a truly madman indeed, Seymour. Men should not wear lip gloss! You're not a woman, Seymour! So stop trying to be one!)


Any questions?