It is the same movie with differnt subtitles. It makes the movie much more interising than the real thing. And i was cracking up!! Here is a portion of the script.
Final Fantasy 7... You didn't really understand it 1996. And you're too distracted by fancy graphics to remember the plot now. Wasn't there some company called Shinra? And maybe they were using the Lifestream to make taffy? Factories full of delicious strands of fresh-pulled saltwater taffy... No, it couldn't have been about taffy, that's ridiculous. Millions of people wouldn't have bought a game about taffy. It must have been something meaningful, deep, and incredibly profound.Definitely, definitely, not about taffy. Maybe there was a meteor that was going to destroy the world? And maybe a robot chick named Jenova? Oh, wait, this was the game with Sephiroth, the prettiest girl in Nibelheim.He had a lot of mommy issues and was sad, but because LiveJournal didn't exist yet, he had to kill a lot of things instead of writing poetry. It's all coming back now, isn't it? The long hours you spent leveling up, the phallic imagery... The time you wasted getting Vincent and Yuffie... How you told your friends that you cried when Aeris died. How they laughed, oh how they laughed. And then one day...A fated day...After seventy hours of leveling up, of trying to beat Emerald and Ruby Weapon, of racing and breeding Chocobos you finally beat the game. 50 And, god damn it, the ending made no sense.Now it must finally be time to clear things up, right?They wouldn't screw you after all this time, right? Let's go.OK. Unfortunately for you, they spent the budget on graphics and got the script from Fanfiction.Net.
this is gold!!! Let me know if you want these subs to play with the movie.
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Originally Posted by Crazy4Tidus
