Kazuya vs Jinwhat memorable fights have you seen?
Kazuya vs Jinwhat memorable fights have you seen?
I was in this really cool fight with this guy. He came up to me and was like "omg wtf ur liek mothr is teh whore" So I countered with "well yo momma is so fat she has clothes size L" He wouldn't take that so run towards me but I called on the power of Jebus and held him up by the neck. As I was choking him I said "IF THIS IS A CONSULAR SHIP, WHERE IS THE AMBASSADOR?" Suddenly he died and I hid the body in my boot.
there was a picture here
*gulp* I saw this guy get thrown really hard against a brick wall by a really big guy, then the guy that got thrown was sick.....I would of helped but the big guy was BIG and he wasn't alone.
LIFE IS THE PATHWAY TO DEATH...liutenant of the Knights of the Round Table
...anyways...
Most memorable fight I've seen was about two years ago, in a McDonald's parking lot. Started out with the typical name-calling and whatnot, not even clever stuff, either, but these kids appearantly didn't like one another. Anyways, the larger kid (whom I didn't know) grabbed hold of the smaller one's (I barely knew) hand. Tried to do that twist-hold submission thing. If I was caught like that, it would have brought me down... the trick is catching me.
But the smaller kid was psycho, seriously, and twisted his hand back the other way. Broke at least the last two fingers in his hand, and then plowed into the larger kid. Long story short... Smaller kid: 2 broken fingers. Bigger kid: broken nose, broken jaw, three fractured ribs, one broken leg, and a minor concussion. Oh, and various bite-markes/bruises/scrapes/etc.
By kids, I mean they were like 16 or so years old. To me, they're kids, but they're probably older than most people here. That guy is the one person in the world I'd actually be scared of fighting... because I don't think it would end without one of us dead.
I have 2, and they both involve over-head projector.
The first, was a fight between my yr7 agriculture teacher, and the fattest guy in our year. Fat guy threw a chair at the teacher, teacher got peeved and smahed the overhead, was gross,s ome of his lood got on my desk.
The other one, these 2 guys decided to have a fight in science, while the overhead was turned on, it was a silent fight at first, untill they stood up, and they were still trying to be silent.teacher had a fit at em, but they kept going, class loved it, then one of em decied to get all sucidil, and said if the otehr didnt rack off, he would cut the over-head cord with is metal scissors. In the end, he actually did it, got electricuted, and was sent to hospital, but he's fine now.
They were the 2 most interesting fights ive witnessed.
there's no I in team, but there is in pie, as in meat pie, and meat is an anogram of team
Last edited by DK; 09-27-2005 at 04:20 PM.
Fights? I once saw some girls at school battling it out. >_>
cat fights are always funny.
there's no I in team, but there is in pie, as in meat pie, and meat is an anogram of team
Cat fights are actually a lot more violent than when guys fight!Originally Posted by Tai-Ti
when i was bout 5 some guy called jack kicked sand in my eyes when i was playing in the sand pit. i cried and my brother (odviously older) saw me crying and he threw sand on jack. jack challenged him to a fight (and he accepted) and jack ran for my brother and my brother defended himself as jack ran and jack bounced off him!! lol!
I'm in a medieval re-enactment group where we do a lot of interesting fighting with period weapons. Ever seen a Renaissance fencing expert, armed only with a dagger, defeat an opponent who's got a dagger and a steel rapier? Neat stuff.
For my quarterstaff grading, I had to spar with an expert wearing full steel armour, carrying a sword and shield. That was fun.
I don't like 'real' violence, since it usually arises from one person trying to do an injustice upon an innocent. But when it's for sport - like martial arts - I can really get into it.
neo (in glasses) fights smith
there was a picture here
Coolie oolie!
What?! Commoners?! Ha ha! What fools the common folk are!
:fencing:
Might makes right? Nay i say!!
:twak:
Use Might to make Right
i'm basically against violence..
LittleMissAwesome will always be my favourite Twin!!
~We lose the certain things, as we seek the uncertain ones..~
Can't remember any good one's I've seen, but I can remember
a couple I've been in.
First one was was before I moved.(about 9 years ago)
The local bully was out making the rounds in my neighborhood
and started messing with one of my friends. I was a brown
(? Don't remember, probably brown) belt in Karate at the time.
I missed class on that 'only for self defense' part. :rolleyes2
Without any warning I ran up to the bully, suckerpunched him between
the eyes, gave him a pressed palm square in the gut, spun around
and gave him a reverse heel in the left ribcage, then when he fell
to his knees I brought my other leg up and brought it down on his
right shoulder.
After he got up a bit later (he was just curled there cryin for a while)
he ran/limped home to cry. And Mr. Miyagi told me my training
was complete.
Another was more recent. I was really pissed at the time, I think
someone dumped me or something, memory is a tad fuzzy.
I was eating at a Hall's and accidentally bumped into a guy getting
up from his table. I apologized but he wanted me to PAY him for
bumping into him. I refused, and he told me to go outside, because
he was gonna kick my behind. Being the opportunist I am, I sucker
punched him right between the eyes (it's a good opening strike)
then hit him with both fists right at the arm joints, once square in
the chest, and one last blow directly in the stomach. Then I left him
a dollar, as payment.
Wow. I need to fight more often. Just TYPING that made me feel
better....
I've got a doodle in my noodle and his name is Minky Boodle!!!
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