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    What defines a newbie here, am i still a newbie?

    I can;t even post usernotes yet
    I dun wanna be a pie *Remebers Chicken run*

    Noobies, we will not become pies! We will learn to fly, we will escape, or we will DIE trying!

    *cue music, and *n00bi3 Run*
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    If you are a newbie now, you will forever be one.


    there was a picture here

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    I dunno if I am still a newbie or not I have been here for almost a year

    ~Gamer 4 Life!!!! ^-^~

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    I won't get turned into a pie, as I have the protection of ghost-robo-Lenin!
    It's a little known fact that Lenin recently returend to Earth, as a robot. During the Cold War, his statue in Moscow was replaced by a robot, specially designed with a positronic brain that could be controlled by spirits. His ghost, consequently, returned to Earth in June of 2002, intent on leading a new revolution, and bringing the world round to his, much better way of thinking.

    I don't thnik it's fair to pick on newbies... everyone was new once. Now, n00bs, it's OK to pick on them. Not just OK, advisable! n00bs are the most terrible, pitiful creatures on the earth, and must be rounded up and turned into yummydelicious pie!

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    I'll give 1,000,000,000 Giga Points to each newbie that steps into this here pie shell....

    Many thanks Christmas!
    Horniest Member, 2007! Gimme a little unf unf!

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    I've been here like a month now, do I still count as a newbie?
    If I am can I be a chocolate pie? Please??? (If anyone dares to eat me I will come bake*cough* I mean back to haunt them.Muwahahaha!!!!)

    Which FF Character Are You?
    Second Character: celes
    Third Character: vivi
    Beware I am a chocolate junkie and also a little You have been warned.
    WHOOOOO!!!!!!! SHCOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giga Guess
    I'll give 1,000,000,000 Giga Points to each newbie that steps into this here pie shell....
    Oh, me! Me! Giga points are worth being turned into a pie and eaten for!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faris
    It's been almost a year, you're still trying to make me into a pie?
    *goes back to hiding* ^_____^
    Noooooooooooooooooo!!! Last time you hide, we could not find you because Psychotic hid you and he would not reveal where. *gets out flashlight* Oh Faris! Come out, come out where ever you are! *looks in pond where Aeris is in*


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    Well, I have a custom user title...

    If that doesn't take away newbiness, then I want to be a banana cream pie!

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    are you aware that all these things don't include meat. We're just going to roast you over a fire alive and then eat you rare.

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    Oh, crap, not again. Remember last time I was cooked and eaten? I regenerate, and cause all kinds of digestion problems.
    Whore since '04. Selling my skills as an artist and writer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theundeadmonkey
    Attention Newbies of EOFF. The holiday season is quickly approaching Eyes On Final Fantasy. It begins with Halloween. During this season, members here at EOFF tend to get a little bit... cannabalistic. Be warned now, to stay here you will surely be turned into a pie! If not a pie, then some other pastry you just may become.

    :<3:
    HA!! I get my custom title in 2 days!! Do you call that a n00b?? And besides. Im a little well known. AND a n00b ends about 4 months after registration...

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    Well, I, personally, don't think they have anything to worry about.
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    Wow, the year is really flying by.

    Take care all.

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    ...you hot, salty nut! Recognized Member fire_of_avalon's Avatar
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    Oh man, I love this.

    And he said the newbies who join AFTER today will be eaten, goofs. Stop asking if you'll be eaten.

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