I won't get turned into a pie, as I have the protection of ghost-robo-Lenin!
It's a little known fact that Lenin recently returend to Earth, as a robot. During the Cold War, his statue in Moscow was replaced by a robot, specially designed with a positronic brain that could be controlled by spirits. His ghost, consequently, returned to Earth in June of 2002, intent on leading a new revolution, and bringing the world round to his, much better way of thinking.

I don't thnik it's fair to pick on newbies... everyone was new once. Now, n00bs, it's OK to pick on them. Not just OK, advisable! n00bs are the most terrible, pitiful creatures on the earth, and must be rounded up and turned into yummydelicious pie!