Newbies Beware

[Dignified Pauper]

Attention Newbies of EOFF. The holiday season is quickly approaching Eyes On Final Fantasy. It begins with Halloween. During this season, members here at EOFF tend to get a little bit... cannabalistic. Be warned now, to stay here you will surely be turned into a pie! If not a pie, then some other pastry you just may become.

:<3:

HA!! I get my custom title in 2 days!! Do you call that a n00b?? And besides. Im a little well known. AND a n00b ends about 4 months after registration...

Crash, you're a perpetual n00b for spelling newb that way.

[rubah]

There is no time limits on being a newbie. It is meaningless to try and set one.

Child, you can break free of being a nub. Give yourselves to common sense and propiety.

Come. Let me be your liberator.

[Velld Ragnarok]

Oh man . . . memories of my first EoFF halloween. . . sex changes galore!

Vellderelda!

[Maxico]

HA!! I get my custom title in 2 days!! Do you call that a n00b?? And besides. Im a little well known. AND a n00b ends about 4 months after registration...

Oh, no. You can still be considered a "n00b" long after you've received your custom title.

It's not like some set date.

EDIT: Oh and whatever happened to the annual Gender Bender?

[RPJesus]

It's been almost a year, you're still trying to make me into a pie?
*goes back to hiding* ^_____^

Noooooooooooooooooo!!! Last time you hide, we could not find you because Psychotic hid you and he would not reveal where. *gets out flashlight* Oh Faris! Come out, come out where ever you are! *looks in pond where Aeris is in*

Why is Aeris in a pond? Did cloud push her?! He always was a clever one!

are you aware that all these things don't include meat. We're just going to roast you over a fire alive and then eat you rare.

Good. I can't stand to think that we be kept in a barn with no light, and brought out to be shot, stripped, sliced and sent. You're doing it the natural way. The way Lord Bowie intended it. Bravo, sir!

Also, I don't understand all these things you done bin sayin'. User notes? what's with 'em? Custom user title? Huh?

[Dignified Pauper]

The way Lord Bowie intended it

Which Bowie? Androgenous Bowie? Labyrinth Bowie? Or Current Bowie?

[Haunted]

hmmm i joined before today so in theory i SHOULD be ok, im gunna go into hising just incase

[theundeadhero]

Well, I, personally, don't think they have anything to worry about.

I'll turn you into a pie. On New Years

Which Bowie?

Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.

[Dignified Pauper]

Which Bowie?

Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.

thanks for clarifying.

[Markus. D]

im scared everyones gonna have a masked person or zombie in there sig (my 2 beloved phobias)

[=Angelus=]

=Angelus= was turned into a pie last year

This year i'm prepared with.... Holy Water!! Bwahaha... undeads beware.. by my flask, thou shall be Purified!!

(grabs a pillow too, just in case )

[RPJesus]

The way Lord Bowie intended it

Which Bowie? Androgenous Bowie? Labyrinth Bowie? Or Current Bowie?

You've lost me...

Which Bowie?

Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.

Which Bowie?

Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.

thanks for clarifying.

Clarifying?! You didn't ask him! But it's cool.
Truth be told, besides pictures and The Labyrinth, a couple of music videos including Ziggy is really the most I've seen of Bowie. 'My bad. But he's still... ... really-really-ultra-mega-super-cool-doubleplusgood-fantastico!!!

[Spiffing Cheese]

Yay!

Oh crap -

*hides*

[Laugh at face of Danger]

I wont be a newbiew by the time Halloween is here! I'll be an Oldie with my CUSTOM USER TITLE

noobie: new-usernotes
midi: usernotes-custom title
oldie: custom title-recognised member
ancients: three lines or more

haha, i EAT YOU

[RPJesus]

What are any of those things? Nobody answers me. Oh... 'cause I'm bloody stupid, in' it? Fine! But you can forget coming to my cocktail party!