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    Wow, sad and yet so hilarious.

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    I don't see how it's sad... No-one intends this to be serious. it's really just a clever protest against teaching creationism in schools, as the site details.

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    as a fifth density being I don't worry about such trifles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris
    I can see its balls. :chuckle:
    You made this thread worth reading, Chris.

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    My god!

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    My Jesus is better than your Jesus.
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    I've been to that website before. It's very interesting.

    Hah! Spaghetti's cool now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris
    Well, thanks guys for giving Psy more things spam about. >:O
    And whose fault is it that I spam about Grace Jones?

    But, if you insist: lol spam lol religiou flyign soepagheerti mosnter LOLOL SMpamapam spam spam rofl rofl im teh spammy spammers lol hi all of YOU FRIENDS!

    There, now that that piece of crap is out the way, I reckon that monster would look better in my stomach, although I think my large intestine would bring out the green in its eyes.

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    Blasphemy! The Invisible Pink Unicorn is, and forever will be, the one true deity! BBHHH!
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    Ha! I pooh-pooh your foolish unicorn, in the finest manor of a victorian gentleman! I pooh-pooh it, sir! It has been pooh-poohed. Consider it pooh-poohed! Yes sir, pooh-poohed, and well and rightly so! Yes! Ha!
    When you get down to it, a giant blob of spaghetti that created the universe, and flies about ruling the Earth with 'His Noodley Appendage' is just more interesting than a boring old pink unicorn.

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    It's not just any pink unicorn though, it's an invisible one. The fact that she is able to possess two contradictory aspects of being invisible and pink at once makes her incredible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Man
    It's not just any pink unicorn though, it's an invisible one. The fact that she is able to possess two contradictory aspects of being invisible and pink at once makes her incredible.
    I think being a huge, living blob of omni-potent, sentient spaghetti is a tad more contradictory than being invisible and pink.
    Contradicting colour is one thing, living spaghetti is a very different thing.

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    The IPU was definitely the first, but it hasn't gained the wide-spread popularity of the FSM. The FSM has pirates, too. And a beer factory and strippers in heaven. Tough to beat that.

    Anyway, they also served two different purposes. The IPU was meant to criticize theism in general. The FSM is meant to be satirical of the current on-goings in the not-so-intelligent state of Kansas, where the state board of education recently voted to include the "theory" of Intelligent Design in the science curriculum, as "controversy" to evolution. "Theory" and "controversy" are in quotes, because ID isn't either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin
    The FSM has pirates, too. And a beer factory and strippers in heaven. Tough to beat that.
    Touché.
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    Seen it.

    Not that it isn't hillarious and great.

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