The Glorious Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Traitorfish]

This is very interesting. But I think you are trying to steer me away from Cidism...I DON'T TRUST YOU...CIDISM IS THE RIGHT RELIGION!!!! YOU WILL BE SMITED!!!

Fool... The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster rules over all, governing with His Noodley Appendage. Convert now, and spend eternity in His Superior Heaven, complete with Beer Volcano.