Pah. His Noodley Worshipfullness is obviously superior to any half-baked religion anyone else can come up with. I mean, He runs the world, with the awesome power of noodles. It's so simple. How can you not realise it?
Sigh... but not to worry... He is forgiving as He is mighty and noodley.
You will see the light and join the Pastafarian way, eventually.