Funny Trouble In School

[JaytodaP]

Sometimes its funny to get in trouble in school. Like impersonating a teacher not realizing he/she is right behind you giving you the dirtiest look. Last year I got in trouble for wearin a Pittsburgh Stealers Jersey on Pats day. I got detention for it. Today, some dumbass that sits in front of me wouldnt stop touching my stuff, so pretty loudly I say " NO I will NOT go out with you! We're talkin about chlorophyl and your a guy askin me out!" I got off with a funny warning! Have you done anything like that?

[Karl]

yes, we can all learn from billy madison

[Xaven]

In history, I got in trouble for welding paper.

[Dignified Pauper]

Last year I got in trouble for wearin a Pittsburgh Stealers Jersey on Pats day

WHAT?! *head explodes*

[rubah]

I got in quasi-trouble for not cleaning up a sink in the home ec room.

If I get in quasi-trouble for not cleaning up OTHER PEOPLE'S dishes that i left in the dishwasher, I'm going to be ticked.

it's not funny, but it still irks me.

[Kirobaito]

Last year I got in trouble for wearin a Pittsburgh Stealers Jersey on Pats day.

That's a joke.

Sophomore year I got in trouble for writing a pretty bad letter to a teacher. It was pretty serious to me at the time, but I can look at it now and laugh.

[nik0tine]

Last year I got in trouble for wearin a Pittsburgh Stealers Jersey on Pats day. I got detention for it.

What the hell? Is there some obscure inuendo that I'm missing here?

[Flamethrower]

Today, some dumbass that sits in front of me wouldnt stop touching my stuff, so pretty loudly I say " NO I will NOT go out with you! We're talkin about chlorophyl and your a guy askin me out!"

You're suppose to say "No, I will not <b>make</b> out with you".

Adam Sandler would be ashamed.

[Velld Ragnarok]

Hah, I have the greatest experience. . .

Last year I got sent to the principals for wearing a spike collar and they asked me to give it to them I said, "Oh god wouldn't want me to take it off and start swining it and hitting people huh?" And they said, "It's not so much we don't trust you wearing it, it's just that we don't want someone coming up to you from behind and grabbing you around the neck and getting stabbed by them."

. . . wtf

Then after I gave them the dumbest look and gave up the collar they said, "Thank you we appreciate you understanding that we don't want weapons in the school." I was already walking out when hearing this I turned around and emptied my pocets of the pens and pencils, and the books in my bookbag I had at the time, they said "What's this for?" And I said, "Oh you see those sharp objects? I could easily put someone's eye out with those. You better keep hold of them. And my books are a great bashing weapon." I got a detention for that one.

*rolls eyes*

[Sephex]

My friend and I stuck about twenty pencils in the ceiling before the teacher noticed in Math class my first year of high school. We were hoping to get it to 100, but the ceiling pannel just couldn't take it any more.

[Raven Nox]

I don't get in trouble much, actually. I did get in trouble for face painting last year, which I never do. I only did it that time because some guy got in trouble for it, and alot of people wore face paint to mock the principle and stuff, and I got paint put on me, weather I wanted it or not. After the guy came back from Suspension, it happened again, though that time I asked for it, I don't even know why I wanted to put some on, but I got suspensed that time. It was kinda worth it, because the office lady slapped on of the face painted kids, and she had permission to do it to, because she knew his mom. Yeah... it WAS worth it to see that... just a bit. xD

I try to avoid doing stupid things that get me in trouble though, I didn't even get my first dentention till 8th grade, but it's ok every so often, I guess.

[Old Manus]

I killed my teacher but I got detention. WTF

[DMKA]

I remember when I got in trouble for saying "JESUS CHRISSY" when I was walking out of 7th grade math. Good times.

[Mittopotahis]

One of my friends got in trouble cause he was chasing my other friend around the school with a half eaten orange. He threw the orange as the other guyu was going up some steps. It missed, and went flying past, over the steps, hitting the Principal. MAN THAT WAS FUNNY! Also, 2 years ago, there was a....well, basically, a retarted person in our class (sorry if I have offended anyone, but that is really the only way to put it) A different friend of mine was getting really annoyed at the mentally-slow person, so he flicked his ear. He kinda got really annoyed, and swore at him. Our teacher, possibly the strictest in the school, was right behind him. (quite old too) Slow person was sent to the office, and my friend got a long lecture of how 'if he wants to pick on someone, pick on the me (the teacher)' and how its not nice to be mean to retards (exact words) and how he was never helping him again. I was sitting right next to him, it was so hard not to laugh.

[theundeadhero]

It was a running game between me and my Vice principle to see if she would catch me with my wallet chain on. I wore it everyday but most of the time managed to not get caught with it.

On the last day of school my Sophomore year we had these great big plastic trash cans all over our hall full with paper that the kids had thrown away. Me and a friend of mine took one and dumped it out over the stairwell on the kids going up the stiars