Seeing as this is general chat?

[RPJesus]

but the Chinese chicken stuff here is good.

I thought you're a vegetarian?

Well, yeah, but I've not always been. The vegetarianism is a chance for me to redeem myself and hopefully be forgiven for my old homicidle (if I may say) sins. Yeah, I used to eat babies.

But, yeah, i've only been veggie for about 2 1/2 years so I know what chicken tastes like. I won't touch the stuff now, though, and so... you're all chicken-murdering sickos! I hope you're happy, destroying little birds!
*gasp* I cry...