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    wow lol.

    Interesting, Dolphins with laser beams attached.

    So what do you think?

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    Awesome.. Right out of a bad sci-fi/horror movie.
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    Ok sorry if this seems spammish but...

    Dolphins with fricking laser beams attached to their heads, on rampage = teh shiznet.


    I hope they errr know how to use their weapons.

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    Sorry, no can do. This is ridiculous. Poison darts are one weapon which would be completely useless underwater. The range of such a weapon would be laughable, and even if it reached a terrorist it probably wouldn't even have the momentum to pierce the skin.
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    depends how fast the dart can shoot out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoden
    depends how fast the dart can shoot out.
    Not really. Bullets don't even have a long range underwater, and they fire faster than most dart guns. The water would slow them down too much. The only missile weapons that are useful underwater are weapons such as torpedos, which have their own propulsion systems to ensure that they keep moving.
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    Too bad it's not true; that would have been hilarious.
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    It is true, it's likely the Dolphins have crap weapons.

    Training dolphins to kill terrorists. LMAO

    What next Monkies with Machine guns?

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    Well, at least we still have the ill-tempered sea bass.
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    What next Monkies with Machine guns?
    I heard they tried making bat-bombs during WWII. That's not much better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara
    What next Monkies with Machine guns?
    I heard they tried making bat-bombs during WWII. That's not much better.
    Indeed they did. They attached incendiary bombs to bats, hoping they would take up shelter in the eaves of Japanese homes (which are mostly made of paper), and burn them to the ground. Unfortunately, the bombs were too heavy to allow the bats to fly.
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    But what if these dolphins are equipped with weaponary that can cause alot of damage?

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