Anyone have a religion?

[nik0tine]

2) You need facts. Cold, hard, definite facts.

Either that, or you need a gospel truth like the bible. One or the other, basically.

[Traitorfish]

1) Evolution is just speculation of sciencey-people. We can't confirm that all the evidence to support it is true because we don't have a book written in the past that says it is.
2) Creationism is true. We don't have to have evidence to support that it's true because we have the Bible.

My point exactly! It's so freakin' infallible!

You can't just sya 'Bible! I'm right!' You have to admit the shortcomings of your theories, as scientists do.

This is a laughable belief. Ask any animal husbandrist.

What's laughable is how true it is.

Err... What? Laughabley true? I don't really understand, I'm afraid.
EDIT:

2) You need facts. Cold, hard, definite facts.

Either that, or you need a gospel truth like the bible. One or the other, basically.

No. You don't. You need facts. The Bible is just the veiws and beliefs of one group of people. Facts are universal and ultimate. What's a fact now, has been and always will be. Whether we know the facts is different. But that's the essence of science! Discovery! Not accepting what you already 'know'.

[nik0tine]

Err... What? Laughabley true? I don't really understand, I'm afraid.

If you aren't born again you should be afraid.

[Shlup]

AHEM. *pokes Traitorfish*

[Traitorfish]

Err... What? Laughabley true? I don't really understand, I'm afraid.

If you aren't born again you should be afraid.

Again, what? What are you talking about?

[nik0tine]

AHEM. *pokes Traitorfish*

[Traitorfish]

AHEM. *pokes Traitorfish*

Goddmait! Why does everyone keep doing that? You should show your saracsm, or something. It's hard to pick up tone through text. At least use smileys or something... I stand by what I said, though.
Well, -ish...

[The Man]

This thread amuses me.

[nik0tine]

This thread amuses me

I would say that it amuses me as well, but the Bible specifically forbids amusement of any kind.

[DMKA]

This thread is my religion.

[Shlup]

From now on all my sarcasm will be written in "sandy brown."

[Shoden]

wow err thats nice.

Don't burn me as I don't have a religion I just follow one while being a sod and denying it.


If christianity is so violent in the past and the Bible promotes and encourages retro violence then I'm not surpised how messed up the Irish religion fight is.


Don't burn me plz.

[Traitorfish]

From now on all my sarcasm will be written in "sandy brown."

OK, and all Raging Against the Machine will be written in bold red.

[Sasquatch]

God spends one-sixth of his entire creative effort (the second day) working on a solid firmament (Genesis 1:6-8). This strange structure, which God calls heaven, is intended to separate the higher waters from the lower waters. This firmament, if it existed, would have been quite an obstacle to our space program.

Unless it came down already, and isn't there anymore. Which answers your next question

The flood covered the highest mountain tops (Mount Everest?) with fifteen cubits to spare (Genesis 7:20). Where did all the water come from? Where did it all go? Why is there no evidence of such a massive flood in the geological record?

Where did it come from? How about the seventh layer of our atmosphere? Where'd it go? How about the ocean, for one? (By the way, it's believed that the weight of the water pushed up the earth in different spots, so Everest wasn't as high before the flood.) Where's the evidence? Why are there fossilized sea creatures on top of Mount Everest? Why are they stuck in the ice, many feet below the surface? They weren't put there by climbers.

Jacob displays his (and God’s) knowledge of biology by having goats copulate while looking at streaked rods. The result is streaked baby goats (Genesis 30:37). The author of Genesis (God?) believed that genetic characteristics of the offspring are determined by what the parents see at the moment of conception. This is a laughable belief. Ask any animal husbandrist.

The author of Genesis was Moses. And it doesn't mean he believed genetic characteristics are determined by what the parents see at the moment of conception, it means he believed God worked a miracle...in his goats.

[Destai]

From now on all my sarcasm will be written in "sandy brown."

I dont get it.