Anyone have a religion?

[Traitorfish]

I'm a christian...but i haven't went to chruch in a long time.

I'm Catholic, but catholocism is rarely something you choose- you're born into it, and there's almost no way of getting out of it.

Just like the mob.

Well, the mob are all catholic, right? But they're Italian, rather than Scottish-Irish...
Has anyone ever seen Dara O'Brian, that most terrible genius of comdey? I saw one of his shows once, and he was talking about catholocism, which all catholic comedians do. Billy Connoly... err... Dara O'Brian... err... Billy Connoly?
Anyway, it went along the lines of explaining that you can never really leave catholocism, and 'Even if you joined the Taliban, you'd just be regared as [mock serious voice]a bad catholic[/mock serious voice].' It's actually funny in real life, I swear.