Happy Freakin Maxx Power Day!

[Captain Maxx Power]

Yes, it's that time of year ladies and gentlemen. The day that everyone* has been waiting for has arrived! It's been three years to the day since I join this fine community, and now it's time to par-tahy!

HAPPY FREAKIN MAXX POWER DAY!

So how will we celebrate this joyous occasion? Perhaps a re-run of my very first post?

Name: 533r hAxOr MASTAZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
Second Slot: !!MaD sKiLlZ!!
AP needed per level; 1/255
2/512
3/$%^$
4/nul
5/DEXIZ H^(KE?! G()T U!!!
Description: Hacks the game, crashes the computer, game over. Kills all enemies, but also creates a small electrical fire.
Costume: Old, unwashed Metallica shirt, faded jeans with kebab stains. REALLY overweight. Still live in mother's house.
Comment: I f****** hate hackers

Hilarious! Or perhaps some uber sexhay pictures of yours truly?!**



Or perhaps some testimonials from some of the more profound members of the community?***

I won't remind you again. The Eyes on Each Other forums are not for sarcastic remarks or anything as stupid as whatever you post. Don't do it again

For the last time Maxx, I won't send you my chest hair through the post. Now stop PMing me before I ban you!

Maxx Power!

So sit back, relax, tell your favourite yarn about everybodies favourite comedy troll, and have some fun!

O and for the record:

I LOVE EOFF

* Note : Limited to people with the name Maxx Power
** Not actual size
*** Quotes not actually quotes as such, more a representation of just how damn popular I am

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

You registered exactly two years after I did. That's bully, I guess.

[Captain Maxx Power]

You registered exactly two years after I did. That's bully, I guess.

Wow, that means it's also Kawaii Ryûkishi day as well. What are the odds?

[Loony BoB]

You registered exactly two years after I did. That's bully, I guess.

Why do I keep thinking you registered on the 28th rather than the 30th? I'm sure I've seen 28th somewhere. I rely on you to know when I registered, as I remember looking back in around November and noticing I registered one month before you, on the same day of the month.

Good stuff, Maxxy boy.

[eestlinc]

Yea, well my mom registered me way before you!

[Old Manus]

[Primus Inter Pares]

Another bitter oldbie to throw on the pile.

:joey:

[Captain Maxx Power]

Another bitter oldbie to throw on the pile.

:joey:

Who says I'm bitter? Damn kids and life. How I hate everything so. Plus things are too expensive.

[Hawkeye]

Can I now start calling Maxx Power Homer Simpson?

[Psychotic]

I joined a month and a half before you did, so naturally this makes me infinitely superior.

[Chris]

Hi! Maxx!

[bipper]

n00bi3 me sais happy Maxx Power Day.