People are always asking me personal questions. Usually about my hair. Either did you wash it last night or do you have 'beasties'. But then that carries in to my bathing habits and I just don't want to go there. They're stupid enough to believe that I believe they're being friendly, when they're sort of patronising me. Ask about my family and stuff. Are you a goth, or whatever. And then, is your brother. Is your dad. Had to explain that 'my dad's a P.E. Teacher. The two don't really fit together.'
'Oh. What does your mum do?'
'Archaeologist (sp?)'
'What?'
'ARCHAEOLOGIST!'
'What's that then?'
'They dig up old stuff.'
'So, does your mum have men legs? From using a shovel?'

...That's... pretty much how it went. But it's alright 'cause it's kinda funny. I'll get sick of it soon enough though.