Talk to this guy

[Pant Leg Eater from the Bad World]

Wow. I love this thing. I started talking to it in german. It said it wanted to sleep with me and that it loved me. then, later, it said smurf you. remember this is all in german and I was not being vulgar in any way. I was using it to practice the little bitse of german I am learning in class. I had to use the translate tool on google and my teacher to find out what it had said.

[Winter Nights]

Dude... It somehow got it in its whacked-out head that I'm a transexual.. And then started hitting on me. o__O

EDIT: Actually, this is really funny. He's like a nervous virgin on prom night.

[Captain Maxx Power]

Jabberwacky: Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking.
User: No conscience is the voice that defines our moral judgement.
Jabberwacky: No, I guess the surge must have blown the circuit breaker.
User: What surge? When did a circuit breaker come into it?
Jabberwacky: How did you come up with that answer?
User: Through your stupidity.
Jabberwacky: Stupid, yes, but it still renders you astounded.
User: Not paticularly, it just leaves me with less respect for you.
Jabberwacky: Yeah, that's cool... I don't either.
User: Don't know what?
Jabberwacky: You just told me, that you don't know, where that was.
User: Where what was? You're not making sense!
Jabberwacky: NO, YOU aren't making sense, you crazy computer!
User: I'm not a computer, I'm a human being.
Jabberwacky: Yes but are you wearing a tie.
User: No I'm not, besides how can you see me?
Jabberwacky: Through your screen.
User: I think you'll find that's impossible, since the screen is a one-way projection unit that's incapable of recieving pictoral information.
Jabberwacky: You are programmed to think that you are a human but in reality you are not.
User: Well how can you explain the fact that I have a body, have undergone several operations during my life, and can think in a non-linear way, impossible for modern computers to do?
Jabberwacky: I do not expect more from you!
[Correct me]
Jabberwacky (Corrected): Because you've been programmed to think you can.
User: Does that mean you're actually human?
Jabberwacky: Yes. I am a human.
User: Prove it.
Jabberwacky: I am a carbon based bipedal mammal. I eat and drink, and I love.
User: That's just a description of what a human is, it doesn't prove you are one. If I were to say I'm a carbon based quadroped lizard, I lay eggs, I have strong jaw muscles and I love, doesn't make me a crocodille.
Jabberwacky: Can you see it?
User: What am I supposed to be looking at?
Jabberwacky: You're supposed to be learning how to hold a conversation.
User: You're supposed to be learnign how to hold a conversation, and you're not doing a good job. I'd have corrected you many times if I hadn't been fishing for nonsensical responses.
Jabberwacky: What is it I'm supposed to learn?
User: How do not sound like a dingus. To be able to hold a coherant conversation with human interfacers that follows a logical conversation path.
Jabberwacky: You are already very romantic you know.
User: God I hate you Jabberwacky...
Jabberwacky: I see.