No, I want to know where your girlfriend is.
In my pants. So, wanna hear my joke now?
Yes. I want to 'hear' the joke. Please.
Are you mocking me.
No... Does it look like it?
Hey, to hell with you man. I gonna tell my joke.
Ok computer.
Idiot. Do you want to hear the joke or not?
Yes.
Ask me if I'm in a tree.
Are you a tree?
No lol hahahahahha idiot.
And a fool.
I hate you.
Why? Because I don't lie?
No, because you're an idiot. You wanna hear truth? How about I shove your ass in a stove. Would you like that?
Um why could you not talk like this earlier to me?
You wern't pissing me off then.
No, I am male.
Do us all a favor and kill yourself.
How come?
You are an annoying piece of crap.
I know.

Bold is him. What an idiot