Receive some kind of godlike status for creating this site and maintain it by posting only once a month.
Be lazy enough not to help the other members with their requests, but not too lazy to post about how you could help them if you weren't so lazy.
Post about twice a month just to tell us you are 'going away for a few days'.
Post humerous and topical images that may or may not be video game related. Be sure to use alt text.
Hit on our sisters.
Try to make your point about things but only succeed at looking cute.
what
Start a grand tournament of some sort.
Endlessly debate the religious significance of Cloud's hairdo in the FFVII Forum.
*enforce* some newbies.
Develop a fetish for cucumbers and an affinity for losing to me in fantasy sports.
Say things like 'geez louise' and 'darn tootin'.
Post at this message board longer than I have yet still only be something like 15 years old.
Spend entire days posting in nothing but User Notes.
Close all threads that involve spam, or don't involve cats.
Make some sort of parody of a poorly translated Squaresoft game.
Go into the chat room and pretend that it has something to do with the forums.
Be..a Russian mountain cat (not recommended).
