Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder
Receive some kind of godlike status for creating this site and maintain it by posting only once a month.

Post humerous and topical images that may or may not be video game related. Be sure to use alt text.

Hit on our sisters.

Start a grand tournament of some sort.

*enforce* some newbies.

Close all threads that involve spam, or don't involve cats.

Make some sort of parody of a poorly translated Squaresoft game.

Go into the chat room and pretend that it has something to do with the forums.

Be..a Russian mountain cat (not recommended).
Cid. Pureghetto. Award Guy. Red Wizard. Del Murder. Leeza. Necronopticous. Random n00bs. Yamaneko. all but the random n00bs and PG are RMs, CKs, or Cid.

and wtf I had thought of something else a little more meaningful to put in this post, but I forgot.