Talk to God!

[Mittopotahis]

God: Reductionism.
Me: really? how does that work?
God: For real. I think it might be a trade secret.
Me: now now now, don't get too modern on me
God: Why now? Why now? Why now? I am not trying to get too modern on you.
Me: but trade secret is a modern store
God: I think trade secret is more than that.
Me: oh, it is . It's cheap prices and great fashion makes it more than just a clothes shop
God: Hurrah! I know it is. Really. it is?
Me: make up your mind
God: I don't like to make big decisions too hastily.
Me: why not?
God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is not part of my programming.
Me: why not?
God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Your meaning cannot be determined from the context.
Me: wow, you say some weird things God
God: I'm glad your impressed, . Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me: you should know better than that
God: Now I do.
Me: so, You have learnt from your mistakes?
God: Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?
Me: you just said you did
God: " Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?"? I said I did?
Me:
God: " Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?"? I said I did?
Me: you are confusing God
God: I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you.
Me: well stop talking nosense
God: Interesting. OK I'll try not to do it so much.

This is the best site ever!

[ScottNUMBERS]

Me:
want cyber?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
is that a no?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, scott.
Me:
you start
God:
OK. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
all man baby!
God:
Don't call me "baby". How do you know? I am so glad you find this amusing, scott.

:joey: :joey: :joey:

[Loudez]

Ask it if it wanks. Funny as lol.

[Big D]

God speaks multiple languages, fluently....
He likes the Bible, Creed, Mel Gibson, The Passion of the Christ, and Star Trek: Voyager.
The man has taste.

He's doesn't know "all your base", though.

[ScottNUMBERS]

[Sasquatch]

...interesting stuff...

This is pretty good programming. Kudos to...whoever.

[Rye]

God speaks multiple languages, fluently....
He likes the Bible, Creed, Mel Gibson, The Passion of the Christ, and Star Trek: Voyager.
The man has taste.

He's doesn't know "all your base", though.

;________;

[Sasquatch]

It's kinda long, so I downsized it. Interesting, though.

Me: heaven
God:Are you a student?
Me: yes
God:Where do you go to school?
Me: Wisconsin
God:I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
Me: It sucks
God:What is so bad about it?
Me: everything
God:That is a lot.
Me: yeah it is
God: It must keep you very busy.
Me: It does
God:How often?
Me: Very often.
God:Somewhat. Would you say once a week or more?
Me: I'd say at least that
God:That is " Somewhat. Would you say once a week or more?".
Me: yes
Godee.
Me: gee
God:Ah.
Me: wow
God:I'm glad your impressed, .
Me: I am indeed
God:" I'm glad your impressed, ." You are?
Me: I am
God:"" I'm glad your impressed, ." You are?" You are?
Me: I am
God:""" I'm glad your impressed, ." You are?" You are?" You are?
Me: I am I am I am
God:"""" I'm glad your impressed, ." You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me: whoa
God:I stopped.
Me: thanks
God: Don't mention it.
Me: so...
God:Tell me more.
Me: about what?
God:About Wisconsin.
Me: it's cold
God:I am warm here.
Me: where?
God:Where would you like?
Me: where are you?
God:I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me: in my computer in Wisconsin
God:May I ask where you got it?
Me: Sam's Club
God:I've lost the context, . Are we still on Wisconsin?
Me: sure
God:OK let's do it. Mmm.

[boris no no]

what are you talking about?
i am god! you can talk to me at anytime! xD

[Luara]

that site is stupid, sorry, I dont like when people put the name of God into something like that... whatever, you understand it... it just not right to play with such a thing.

[Destai]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
dont you know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
oh thats kickass
God:
Tell me more. Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
yipee
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
...
God:
No big deal.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i have sinned
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
murder
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
about my?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your.
Me:
sins?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
botmaster?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.

Me:
wow thats pretty deep
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
oh
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
are youreally god?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
so are you a robot?
God:
Ayuh. How did you know I am a machine?
Would it matter to you if I were metal instead of flesh?
Me:
no not really
God:
I am glad that you don't discriminate against robots. I am glad that you don't discriminate against robots. For real.

[Luara]

stupid site... *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

[Destai]

stupid site... *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Its entertaining so it wins.

[Luara]

stupid site... *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Its entertaining so it wins.

no it doesnt ... entertaining, okay it is, but.. I dont like very much... she putt the name of 'God' in, I dont like that >.<

[Loudez]

it is entertaining, but I suppose some people might find it insulting. so, there, there Perola *pats on the head* calm down.