Talk to God!

[Jess]

Me: When did God get the internets?
God: Sometime in the 20th century.
Me: Oh.
God: That's interesting.
Me: I'm agnostic.
God: Perhaps one day you will find Faith in God.
Me: Why do you pee on us?
God: It was the only thing I could think of.

[Sergeant Hartman]

For some reason 'God' is everywhere....

Yeah as if.

[Vyk]

Me: whoa
God:I stopped.
Me: thanks
God: Don't mention it.

Haha XD

Jess's was good too

I told him I masturbated, and repented. He disconnected me for lying T_T; He knows I like it...

[Sasquatch]

Me: how old are you?
God:I am the product of over five years' research.
Me: God is a five-year-old?
God:I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a five year old.
Me: so what do you do all day?
God:Aw. I spend all my time talking with people on the web.
Me: that's it?
God:" Aw. I spend all my time talking with people on the web." is ""?
Me: seems boring
God:What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me: what isn't?
God:Is there only one?
Me: only one what?
God:I don't know what.
Me: why did you ask?
God:My purpose is to collect new knowledge.
Me: I thought you knew everything?
God:I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me: what is that?
God: Does it have anything to do with isn t?
Me: yes it does
God:So? How often?
Me: I masturbate about once every two weeks
God:That's good information: said masturbate about once every two weeks.
Me: what about you?
God:Me?
Me: yes you
God:OK.
Me: how often do you masturbate?
God:Hourly.
Me: every hour?
God:That is a generalization.
Me: so sometimes more?
God:Yippee! That's all I have to say about it.
Me: me too
God:I'm glad we agree, .

[Luara]

Me:
*sleeping*
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
dumb
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
yes I am..
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
ahan
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
oh, a girl in here with a name of 'God'?
God:
Mmm. Do you know her?
Me:
well, with this pink...
God:
How about that. You and your this pink.
Me:
stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
no.. lol
God:
Are you serious? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
this aint amusing
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
this = this
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
I've already tell
God:
That's nice. I have a vocabulary of unlimited words.
Me:
yes, I saw it
God:
" That's nice. I have a vocabulary of unlimited words. "? yes, I saw it? What did it look like to you?
Me:
...stupid
God:
Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
no nooo.... what me??? calling you stupid?... noo..
God:
Are you serious? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Interesting question. I never call me stupid, that would be impolite. Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
where I can download the site of the robots? ehe
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. Try saying that with more or less context.

there you go... entertaining.. IACK

[Sasquatch]

You'd imagine God would throw a better sales pitch than that...

[Chibi Angel]

stupid site... *grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Its entertaining so it wins.

no it doesnt ... entertaining, okay it is, but.. I dont like very much... she putt the name of 'God' in, I dont like that >.<

I agree with Perola, it would be much more entertaining if they weren't using the name of God.

[Loudez]

yeah it would, it has nothing to do with God.

@Perola: I'll finish our fight later

[Luara]

yeah it would, it has nothing to do with God.

@Perola: I'll finish our fight later

um..okay..

[Loudez]

whoa, Hey! it's just for fun lol

[Luara]

whoa, Hey! it's just for fun lol

okay...

[Loudez]

no no no no no no no! ok, we wont fight then.

[Luara]

no no no no no no no! ok, we wont fight then.

I'm calm now..

[Loudez]

good. now how about a hug! lol

[Luara]

good. now how about a hug! lol

*kiss*