It's kinda long, so I downsized it. Interesting, though.

Me: heaven
God:Are you a student?
Me: yes
God:Where do you go to school?
Me: Wisconsin
God:I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
Me: It sucks
God:What is so bad about it?
Me: everything
God:That is a lot.
Me: yeah it is
God: It must keep you very busy.
Me: It does
God:How often?
Me: Very often.
God:Somewhat. Would you say once a week or more?
Me: I'd say at least that
God:That is " Somewhat. Would you say once a week or more?".
Me: yes
Godee.
Me: gee
God:Ah.
Me: wow
God:I'm glad your impressed, .
Me: I am indeed
God:" I'm glad your impressed, ." You are?
Me: I am
God:"" I'm glad your impressed, ." You are?" You are?
Me: I am
God:""" I'm glad your impressed, ." You are?" You are?" You are?
Me: I am I am I am
God:"""" I'm glad your impressed, ." You are?" You are?" You are?" You are?
Me: whoa
God:I stopped.
Me: thanks
God: Don't mention it.
Me: so...
God:Tell me more.
Me: about what?
God:About Wisconsin.
Me: it's cold
God:I am warm here.
Me: where?
God:Where would you like?
Me: where are you?
God:I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me: in my computer in Wisconsin
God:May I ask where you got it?
Me: Sam's Club
God:I've lost the context, . Are we still on Wisconsin?
Me: sure
God:OK let's do it. Mmm.