I bought Chuck Norris
I recently bought a cannibal to handle door to door salesman.
Thanks for the sig Blitz Ace!
Someone wanta challenge me to chess?
a car.
It just occurred to me you bought a ass reduction wait no... *smack*
I bought stage 2 transitional soy formula......
A few days ago I bought the most adorable postcard that warned against the dangers of children finding and eating dog crap.