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I was strolling around campus, as you do, admiring all the clubs and societies and staring at the vikings (there are vikings there but they seem kinda boring as they weren't pillaging or raping anything) when suddenly a guy hands me a bible and I didn't mean to accept it but I was distracted by, as I said, vikings. (I think it was all a fiendish ploy to distract me and then nail me with religion)

I am an atheist and I don't want this bible. But I can't throw it away because that's disrespectful and stuff. If I wanted to show Christians disrespect I'd hurl rocks at them and then maybe burn a church or two down as part of a grand finale. So what do I do with it?

EDIT: Oh and I think vikings might be my weak point so does anyone have any tips on how not to be distracted by vikings? Thanks.