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**-N-** · 10-04-2005, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by Necronopticous

I was handed a pocket-sized bible once in the mall and when I got home I took it out of my pocket and had a bit of hesitation to throw it away, and then I threw it away. No big deal.

The color is Deep Sky Blue. Get it right.

[q=Cloud No.9] keep walking past them and getting more. then build a giant bible fortress.[/q]Best idea so far.

**Old Manus** · 10-04-2005, 09:23 PM

Put them in your chest pocket and ask someone to shoot you there. If you die, you're smurfed. If you live, you just got your mate for attempted murder and destroyed a bible.

It's a lose-lose situation

**Doomie** · 10-04-2005, 10:02 PM

Sell it at a used book store.

**Haunted** · 10-04-2005, 10:22 PM

Originally Posted by Old Manus

Put them in your chest pocket and ask someone to shoot you there. If you die, you're smurfed. If you live, you just got your mate for attempted murder and destroyed a bible.

It's a lose-lose situation

lol

**Zeldy** · 10-04-2005, 10:25 PM

Rip it up and throw it out the bus window.

School gave us them

**Lord Xehanort** · 10-05-2005, 01:24 AM

Find the guy who gave it to you, then slap him with it.
Rip it in half and use it as a coaster.
Burn it.
Keep it as spare toilet paper.
Stuff it in a drawer somewhere and forget it.
Flush it.

It doesn't matter. It is an inanimate object... it can't feel respect or lack thereof. It's like standing for the national anthem: it's a custom, but not necessary. You don't really have a dilemma... just get rid of it.

That's all.