British street culture

[crazybayman]

So if I was visiting London, and decided to go to a gym, and happen to wear my gym clothes (say a Nike t-shirt) on the way, would I be considered a chav?

If you hurled abuse at somebody while walking down the street or beat somebody up, then maybe. Clothes dont make you a chav. >_<!!!

Yes I figured that, it was a joke. It seemed like some people also label them based on what they wear. Labels annoy me to no end.

You can spot a Chav in the street by several tell-tale signs.

• Burberry style clothes
• Rampant consumption of alcohol
• Xtreme fighting skills that they learned off watching 2Fast2Furious 19 times
• Inbreeding

sounds to me like a combonation of american hobos, wiggers, and rednecks, dont know what burberry means tho

EDIT: u mean white trash?

That sounds about right.

[Alive-Cat]

I beat the crap out of a chav today...just sayin'...

[Old Manus]

Chav fight

[Psychotic]

No-one actually gives a crap about what clothes chavs wear, other than as a means of identifying them. People care about them being mindless yobs who assault, vandalise and steal from innocent people. If I ever meet someone who dresses in burberry and sports gear and doesn't do any of that, then I'll give them respect. But yes, I will naturally assume that they are thugs. Stereotypical? Unfair? I'm sure there are some hungry lions who wouldn't eat humans, but would you stick your head into their mouths to find out?

[Itsunari 2000]

I propose we round all up the chavs and assorted burberry-clad,foul mouthed vermin and dump them on an uninhabited island in the south pacific where we can put bets on professional bounty hunters to assassinate them one by one.It'll be a huge ratings winner I'm telling you.

[Dreddz]

I beat the crap out of a chav today...just sayin'...

He better of started it, if not, your as bad as them....

[Alive-Cat]

I beat the crap out of a chav today...just sayin'...

He better of started it, if not, your as bad as them....

Lol. Here's the story, I was walking home from school with some people, and some chav came up to us and started talking to us, he was dumb enough to think we actually believed he was being nice to us, but we knew the truth. After he asked the same question 5 times, after getting 5 answers, i said something, and he pushed me, so i punched him in the face and kinda kicked him in the stomach, and then we just walked off. but he soon got up to insult us from the other end of the street.

[Old Manus]

pwned

[fire-f0cks]

News from South Wales, the Chav capital of the world:

[Old Manus]

Count yourself lucky that it wasn't some poor child's head.

[darkcloud_100]

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england does not suck, it has [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] weather an that, an there are alot of dickheads, so yeh okay then it does, i wish i were in usa

[Psychotic]

One swan's death? That's nothing. In my hometown alone there were three swans killed (shot) and several ducks were kicked to death. GO TEAM CHAV!

[Old Manus]

I guess was their Swan Song


















































sorry

[Destai]

Champagne mixed with orange juice has always been called buck fizz by everyone I know where Im from. My relativs call it that also (these particular relatives live in England)

Buckfast isn't Champagne mixed with Orange Juce though. xD I know what Bucks Fizz is.
Buckfast... is something completely different. I've never had it myself, but I know it's not Bucks Fizz.
My mum likes Bucks Fizz, and she doesn't like Buckfast... so, that's the only thing I can say, that kinda proves its not the same.

What I was asking was: Have you down in England ever heard of Buckfast? Cause, mistaking Buckfast for Bucks Fizz... isn't easy. xD Green Bottle, Yellow Label... it's Bucky alright.

I'm sorry if I confused anyone in my last post. xD

no worries U U; Thats what I get for not paying attention.