British street culture
Chavs. Townies. Neds. Call them what you want, they are the scum that roam British streets at all hours. Drinking. Fighting. And reproducing.
Chavs are the worst thing to hit the UK since Labour came to power. For all you folks who live in the US, here is a guide for you.
But what do they look like?
You can spot a Chav in the street by several tell-tale signs.
- Burberry style clothes
- Rampant consumption of alcohol
- Xtreme fighting skills that they learned off watching 2Fast2Furious 19 times
- Inbreeding
More often than not, you can find these genetic mutations in the local public park. They tend to sit/stand/fornicate on the benches provided. After said use of the bench, they destroy it.
Well I for one am sick of these scum bags. However I have a plan. Many of you are aware of Operation Big Wall. My plan is not dissimilar to OBW. I believe that if we get in early, we can remove this pest from our towns.
The plan
The plan is as follows. If we create a trap to lure these bastards to a certain place (ie. a volcano) then we can bottle neck our force.
Once all the chavs are in place, we blast them popper English, remotely stylish clothes, and non alcoholic beverages.
If we begin work on operation Chav Removal now, we can exterminate 80% of these pests before the year is up.
So come one come all, and lets unite against the threat the British culture as WE KNOW IT!!
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Originally Posted by fire-f0cks
