
Originally Posted by
G SpOtZ
i'm thinking that he's only using this situation to have fun with it. so i'll have fun with it ^_^
squall attacks laguna.
laguna kills him with machine gun.
zell freaks and attacks laguna.
ward decapitates zell with anchor, before zell can get a single hit.
everybody attacks laguna at once.
kiros uses blood pain on all members before they can get a hang on laguna.
game is severely shortened. rinoa's dead, so she can't become a sorceress. adel will be sealed and rinoa's dead so she can't free adel. ulti figures out a way to cast time compression. laguna and co go into ulti's castle.
laguna - "hm? our abilities are sealed? well whatever. lets just go blast down the doors and go find this biatch."
kiros - "i don't know if that's a good idea"
ward - "..."
kiros - "i agree."
laguna - "aw come on! it's such a pain! lets just get this over with!"
*laguna blasts everything in sight*
kiros - "how do you always happen to have unlimited ammo?"
laguna - "must be the faeries"
ward - "..."
laguna - "what? what do you mean you don't feel the faeries?"
ward - "..."
kiros - "yeah i noticed that too."
laguna - "no worries."
*they all walk through into ulti's room. don't ask me how, they just found a way."
ulti - "YOU SEEDS----erm... hi. can i help you?"
laguna - "are you ulti-something?"
ulti - "yes?"
laguna - *whips out machine gun, 5 blows to the head. time compression is gone and the world is saved*