i'm back from a long time away

[Deadpool]

i know, i've been posting topics like crazy in the last few minutes. but oh well. is that a crime? but yeah, anyway. like i said in the last topic i posted. i haven't been here for almost two years. so i was just tellin all the peeps out here about me. those who may remember me(highly doubt there's any) i'm back. so get ready for some stupid [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] to fly across the forums. cuz i'm sure i'll start saying things that make absolutley no sense within a few days. lol. peace ya'll, can't wait to start a new family with the new EoFF group

[Chris]

Erm... uh-oh! Welcome back I guess, but these threads are punishable by death.

[Deadpool]

why are they punishable by death? these were all over the place when i first started up here. do tell

[Primus Inter Pares]

[Deadpool]

um.................i'd rather be shot than see that when i look at my reply. now can i be so bold as to ask what the hell this is? lol

[DK]

That, my friend, is what's more commonly known as "The sex". uNF

[Psychotic]

HELLO OLD FRIEND! it's me! We were best buddies! Homies! Amigoes! Remember all those good times we shared? Wow.

(Psy's Life Tips: if you pretend someone is your friend, they'll believe it and love you forever. I do it all the time to old people. )

[Deadpool]

actually, psyc. your name does ring a familiar bell. it's been a long time....................................................(is your life tip working? i dn't remember you at all lol)

*rips off psyc's arms and starts a senseless beating*

sorry, i dn't know what came over me, i saw your arms just kinda dangling there. so i wondered to myself "what would it feel like to beat a person with their own arms? and would they be considered unarmed? i mean they still have their arms, just not to themsleves. and does that also fall under that sexual harassment laws?" but oh well

*sews arms back on*

hope i didn't hurt you too bad.........or would it have been you that hurt you? hell, i don't know

[Psychotic]

The more you suffer, the more it shows you really care. :<3:

[Deadpool]

are you saying that you care about me or that i care about you? dude,i hate it when this happens..........I'M SO LOST. but it's cool. as long as someone appreciates me........waitm am i trying to get pity here? i hope not. i don't need pity. I NEED FRIENDS!! i have no friends, pity me and be my friend
lol

[Chris]

Don't listen to him, he's "special". :chuckle:

[Psychotic]

Don't listen to him, he's "special". :chuckle:

Only for you, Chris. Only for you. :joey:

[Deadpool]

ah, but chris, aren't we all "special" in our own way? like i said in my other post that wasn't supposed to be posted as a topic but as a post in another topic..........................

EMBRACE THE STUPIDITY, YOU'LL BE MORE HAPPY THAT WAY

[Chris]

LIZA MINNELLI IN YOUR FACE.

[Deadpool]

Liza Minnelli in my face, now there's something that would keep me up all night..............not like i'd dream..............um, nightmares..............................maybe i should shut up now, i think i'm scaring people.