Originally Posted by
Elite Lord Sigma
This is a thread where you put two video game characters and put them into a fight, not who you think is the best video game character ever.
I wonder what would happen if every party member from all of the numerical Final Fantasy games up to X-2 got into a fight?
My translation:
I: Black Wizard, White Wizard, Red Wizard, Knight, Master, Ninja
II: Firion, Maria, Guy, Leon, Leila, Ricard, Minwu, Gordon, Josef
III: Onion Kid, Fighter, Monk, White Wizard, Black Wizard, Red Wizard, Archer, Knight, Thief, Scholar, Geomancer, Dragoon, Viking, Master, Paladin, Conjurer, Bard, Warlock, Shaman, Summoner, Sage, Ninja
IV: Cecil (Paladin), Kain, Rosa, Yang, Rydia, Cid, Edge, Edward, FuSoYa, Tellah, Palom, Porom
V: Bartz, Krile, Galuf, Faris, Reina
VI: Terra, Locke, Umaro, Mog, Celes, Edgar, Sabin, Shadow, Cyan, Gau, Setzer, Strago, Relm, Gogo
VII: Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, Barret, Cid, Red XIII, Vincent, Yuffie, Cait Sith
VIII: Squall, Zell, Laguna, Kiros, Rinoa, Quistis, Irvine, Selphie, Ward, Seifer, Edea
IX: Zidane, Garnet, Quina, Steiner, Vivi, Amarant, Freya, Eiko
X: Tidus, Yuna, Auron, Wakka, Lulu, Rikku, Kimahri
X-2: Paine (Yuna and Rikku don't count since they're in X)
Onion Kid would get killed almost instantly, seeing how he sucks. Ricard would make a truce with Kain, seeing how Kain is Ricard's son. Scholar and Bard would get killed quickly, seeing how they're nearly worthless. From there, it would be:
Cloud vs. Squall vs. Leon vs. Guy vs. Seifer vs. Viking,
Quistis vs. Quina vs. Kimahri vs. Strago,
Zell vs. Tifa vs. Monk vs. both Masters vs. Yang vs. Sabin vs. Amarant vs. Josef vs. Umaro,
Lulu vs. Vivi vs. Black Wizard vs. Warlock vs. Black Wizard vs. Maria vs. Edea vs. Palom,
Terra vs. Celes vs. Firion vs. Tidus vs. Steiner vs. Auron vs. both Knights vs. Ninja (FFIII) vs. Paine vs. Cyan vs. Paladin vs. Cecil,
Zidane vs. Thief vs. Locke vs. Ninja vs. Rikku vs. Leila vs. Yuffie,
Both Red Wizards vs. Red XIII vs. FuSoYa vs. Tellah vs. Sage,
Gogo vs. Setzer vs. Mog vs. Edward vs. Wakka vs. Relm vs. Cait Sith
Ward vs. Kiros vs. Laguna
Eiko vs. White Wizard vs. White Wizard vs. Shaman vs. Rosa vs. Minwu vs. Porom vs. Aeris,
Yuna vs. Garnet vs. Conjurer vs. Summoner vs. Rydia,
Freya vs. Ricard vs. Kain vs. Cid (FFVII) vs. Dragoon vs. Gau vs. Gordon,
Selphie vs. Rinoa,
Bartz vs. Faris vs. Krile vs. Reina vs. Galuf,
Archer vs. Irvine vs. Edgar vs. Shadow vs. Vincent vs. Barret
Round 1: Huge Weapons
Cloud and Squall would immediately begin to duel each other. Squall would use Lionheart, and Cloud would use Omnislash. Both would stop in mid attack and start arguing over who invented the attack first. Meanwhile, Leon and Guy would go at it. Leon would keep hammering away at Guy, but Guy would keep healing himself. Guy would then bash in Leon's skull with his axe, and Leon would die. Viking would attempt to attack Guy while yelling "Lali-ho!". But Guy would turn around and let Viking fall upon his axe blade. Seifer would get sick of Squall arguing with Cloud at this point and would shoot Squall in the head. Squall would die, and since Cloud is happy his major rival is dead, he would Omnislash Guy to death. Then he would slash Seifer to bits.
Winner: Cloud
Round 2: Blue Mages
Quina would attempt to stab Kimahri with a fork thinking that he's a monster. Kimahri would say, "What the..." and kill Quina with a punch. Quistis would then punch Strago in the face, then whip the hapless man to death. Kimahri would attempt to use Lancet, but Quistis would kill him by whipping him in the face.
Winner: Quistis
Round 3: Monks
Monk would instantly get killed, because the masters would punch him to death. Sabin would use Pummel and kill both of the Masters. Zell would try to hit on Tifa, but he would get punched in the face and would get killed by a flurry of punches and kicks. Umaro would just randomly attack people, but Josef would punch him in the face and he would die. Yang would get into a fist fight with Josef. Amarant would swoop down and claw Tifa to death. Sabin would then use Bum Rush to kill Amarant. Yang, using various karate moves, would defeat Josef. Sabin would use Pummel and Bum Rush to kill Yang.
Winner: Sabin
Round 4: Black Mages
Vivi would immediately cast Doomsday that would defeat everyone.
Winner: Vivi
Round 5: Fighters
Terra would immediately morph into her Esper form and kill Firion in one hit. Cecil would attack Auron and kill him. Tidus would attempt to attack Cecil, but Cecil would stab himself through the stomach and kill Tidus. Cecil would use Cure2 to heal himself. Steiner would rush at Terra and leap up into the air. The Doomsday cast by Vivi in the adjacent fight would charge Steiner's blade and would fell Terra along with everyone else other than Cecil. Steiner would rush Cecil, but he would be sidestepped and slain with a thrust.
Winner: Cecil
Round 6: Thieves
Zidane would immediately kill Thief. Yuffie would throw shurikens dispatching Ninja, Leila, and Riku. Locke would then throw a knife and kill Zidane, then catch a shuriken and throw it back at Yuffie, slaying her.
Winner: Locke
Round 7: Red Mages
Ok, Red XIII isn't a red mage, but I decided to include him anyway.
Red would instantly dispatch the Red Wizards. FuSoYa would use Meteo and kill everyone else.
Winner: FuSoYa
Round 8: Oddballs
Relm would sketch Mog, doing his near death special on Setzer. Setzer would die, and Gogo would mime Relm and kill everyone else.
Winner: Gogo
Round 9: Military
Ward would harpoon Laguna and be dragged by the line. Kiros would just wait and dispatch both with his sword-arms.
Winner: Kiros
Round 10: White Mages
Minwu would simply cast Ultima and kill everyone else.
Winner: Minwu
Round 11: Summoners
Rydia would use her black magic to stop everyone else, then she would summon Bahamut and kill everyone else in one hit.
Winner: Rydia
Round 12: Dragoons
Ricard and Kain, remembering their pact would immediately attack and kill Dragoon. Cid would stab Gau and he would die. Freya would jump and strike down Cid. Gordon would attempt to kill Kain, but Ricard would throw his spear and kill the prince of Kashuan. Freya would then use Dragon's Crest and kill both Ricard and Kain.
Winner: Freya
Round 13: Balamb Garden
Selphie would attempt to hit Rinoa with her whip, but Rinoa would use Meteo and kill Selphie.
Winner: Rinoa
Round 14: Final Fantasy V
Galuf would immediately class change to Dragoon and jump up and kill Faris, then Krile, then Reina. Bartz would attempt to slash Galuf, but Galuf would counter with a spear thrust to the throat.
Winner: Galuf
Round 15: Ranged Attackers
Shadow would throw a shuriken and kill Archer. Barret would gun down Edgar and Irvine. Vincent would dispatch Shadow with a gunshot to the head, then he would transform and kill Barret.
Winner: Vincent
Round 16: Final Round
Vivi would cast Doomsday, and Minwu would cast Ultima. The two spells would meet and explode, killing both Vivi and Minwu. Vincent would transform and kill Galuf and Rinoa, but would be struck down with a Meteo from FuSoYa along with Gogo, Rinoa, and Quistis. Freya would jump down and attempt to dispatch Cloud, but he would use Climhazzard and cleave Freya to bits. Rydia would summon Titan, sucking in Locke and Sabin to their doom. Kiros would sneak up behind Rydia and kill her. Cecil would get mad and kill Kiros. FuSoYa would fire another Meteo and kill himself in the process. So the only two that are left are Cloud and Cecil. Cecil would get beaten nearly to death by an Omnislash, but he would use a flurry of Cure2's and would kill Cloud with several slashes.
Overall Winner: Cecil
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