Nowadays I get a lot of personal questions that are completely irrelevant.
For example : do you meditate ?
do you like cupcakes ?
do you watch porn ?/do you masturbate ?
You know ? It's stuff like that.
Stupid personal questions
Nowadays I get a lot of personal questions that are completely irrelevant.
For example : do you meditate ?
do you like cupcakes ?
do you watch porn ?/do you masturbate ?
You know ? It's stuff like that.
Boxers or briefs?
Damn, I was beat to it. xD
Ok, so this is the "Itsunari answers personal questions"-thread, eh?
Well, I've got some questions for you.
-On a scale from 1 to 10, how sexy is Margaret Thatcher. With both 1 and 10 being extremely hot.
-Where were you when the titanic sank? They still haven't found the guilty one, you know.
-Cher or Barbara Streisand. And I'm not aiming towards singing abilities.
Last edited by Levian; 10-02-2005 at 05:25 PM.
Didnt you already start a thread on how you hate conversations?
lolOriginally Posted by Levian
Ok, so this is the "Itsunari answers personal questions"-thread, eh?
Well, I've got some questions for you.
-On a scale from 1 to 10, how sexy is Margaret Thatcher. With both 1 and 10 being extremely hot.
-Where were you when the titanic sank? You know, they still haven't found the guilty one, you know.
-Cher or Barbara Streisand. And I'm not aiming towards singing abilities.
No, yes and no.
*doesn't read threads properly*
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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
You consider "do you like cupcakes ?" a personal question?
People are always asking me personal questions. Usually about my hair. Either did you wash it last night or do you have 'beasties'. But then that carries in to my bathing habits and I just don't want to go there. They're stupid enough to believe that I believe they're being friendly, when they're sort of patronising me. Ask about my family and stuff. Are you a goth, or whatever. And then, is your brother. Is your dad. Had to explain that 'my dad's a P.E. Teacher. The two don't really fit together.'
'Oh. What does your mum do?'
'Archaeologist (sp?)'
'What?'
'ARCHAEOLOGIST!'
'What's that then?'
'They dig up old stuff.'
'So, does your mum have men legs? From using a shovel?'
...That's... pretty much how it went. But it's alright 'cause it's kinda funny. I'll get sick of it soon enough though.
*dies laughing*
I know.
On application forms - sex?
Not really stupid, but could be phrased better, like using 'gender' instead, 'cos whenever I see that on a form, I always reply 'Yes please!' Plus, depending on the name, it's blatantly obvious whether someone is male or female, unless you have a name like mine, in which case you have to check.
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Do you wear women's panties?
I know. My questions are all about panties. Well, I'm all about panties!
You're a freak, dude.Do you wear women's panties?
I know. My questions are all about panties. Well, I'm all about panties!
Do you pooh often?
(I know pooh sounds childish, but I think it actually makes it a weirder question)
EDIT:
That reminds me of a family gut episode- Peter tried to avoid paying medical bills by pretending to be dead. When filling out a form he said "OK, where it says 'Occupation', I'll say 'Dead', and where it says 'Sex', I'll say 'No thanks, I'm dead'."On application forms - sex?
Not really stupid, but could be phrased better, like using 'gender' instead, 'cos whenever I see that on a form, I always reply 'Yes please!' Plus, depending on the name, it's blatantly obvious whether someone is male or female, unless you have a name like mine, in which case you have to check.
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