What if Jesus was born in todays time? What would it be like?

[Dr Unne]

He would be a hobo in a small city in the middle of nowhere. He would hang out with prostitutes, drug addicts, mentally ill people, and people with contagious and nasty diseases. He would preach things that most people find highly offensive, and rant about the end of the world coming any day now. He would be thrown into jail (local jail, not federal or anything) for attempting to stir up trouble, and probably die there. No one would notice except his friends. In a couple hundred years everyone would think he was god.

[Yamaneko]

Of course things turned out MUCH differently than that.

[GooeyToast]

If he were alive today he would be hanging in my dining room

[Lord Xehanort]

He'd wear stupid wigger clothes, rub his crotch and wear tons of bling. Oh, and he'd be smoking that Miracle Grass...

[Craig]

He'd start a Christian rock band, only to get a big break and become mainstream, he'd sucumb to the life of a modern day rockstar and become addicted to sex drugs and everything unpure. This would lead to the splitting of his band, he'd reform his values and get a hold on his life, eventually the band would come back together to play the greatest gig in history. Things would be good for a while until his old habits came back, the band would eventually split for a second time vowing never to form again.

His wife would leave him, and he'd threaten to commit suicide but his best friend, and former band member would help him through it, he'd get back on track, and land a role in a few movies and marry Winona Ryder, the leading lady in one of his movies. They'd live happily ever after.

[Fire_Emblem776]

this is so fun. Now who whould be the three wise men?
how should he die, how should he grow up as, what enimies whould he have,

i dont think the bible ever mentions the holy grail.....

amd the holy grail was what he used at the last supper right??

so where would the last supper be, and who would be the disiples,

oh this is so much fun.

cause when we are done with all the planing, we get ot go to a few cities in our area and peform it. if their are any members in the area of sanbernardino, rialto,rancho, west covina, colton , thats were we get to perform this crazy thing.

thanks for the input so far everyone.

i wonder what the priest will think so far....

[Roogle]

You have to remember that there are other parts of the world, too. A part of the world with much inner conflict and discongruity will likely be the birthplace of the Heavenly Messiah!

[Cuchulainn]

Can't wait to see that bread/fish thing with my own eyes and he'd be president of Ireland with that whole water/wine job.

Naturally I'd be the Second Joseph.

[Fire_Emblem776]

were not gona go to hell for this are we??

[Rengori]

He'd start a Christian Jewish rock band

[nik0tine]

Woody Guthrie said it best in his song "Jesus Christ".

Jesus Christ was a man that traveled through this land;
A carpenter, true and brave;
Said to the rich, "Give your goods to the poor",
So they laid Jesus Christ in His grave.

Jesus was a man, a carpenter by hand;
Carpenter true and brave;
And a dirty little coward called Judas Iscariot
Laid Jesus Christ in His grave.

The people of the land took Jesus by the hand,
They followed Him far and wide;
"I come not to bring you peace, but a sword",
So they killed Jesus Christ on the sly.

He went to the sick, he went to the poor;
And he went to the hungry and the lame;
Said that the poor would one day win this world,
And so they laid Jesus Christ in His grave.

They nailed Him there to die on a cross in the sky,
In the lightning, the thunder and the rain.
Judas Iscariot committed suicide
When they laid poor Jesus Christ in his grave.

One day Jesus stopped at a rich man's door.
"What must I do to be saved?"
"You must take all your goods and give it to the poor",
And so they laid Jesus Christ in His grave.

They nailed Him there to die on a cross in the sky,
In the lightning, the thunder and the rain.
Judas Iscariot committed suicide
When they laid poor Jesus Christ in his grave.

When the love of the poor shall one day turn to hate,
When the patience of the workers gives away;
"Would be better for you rich if you never had been born",
So they laid Jesus Christ in His grave.

This song was written in New York City,
Of rich man, preachers, and slaves;
Yes, if Jesus was to preach like He preached in Galillee [sic],
They would lay Jesus Christ in His grave.