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    this is something that i started way back when. and i have recieved resignation notices from all the knights and knightesses of old......you know what i mean. so i thought i'd start it up once more.

    COME AND JOIN THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE. PROTECT THOSE YOU LOVE AND KILL THOSE YOU HATE....

    now, all this is going to be is something where some of the other users start up their own knightship program or whatever you want to call it. if you wish to join my table, send me a pm. this is real simple. it's like a kingdom. we will "fight" other knights from other "kingdoms." you don't really kill those you defeat, but you get bragging rights. and it also gives you something to put in your sig. you can protect someone if you wish, but that is not a requirement. pm me if you want to join my talbe. this is a contest so you have to convince me that you deserve to be a member of the Flame Kingdom......(we'll work on the name later.)

    Happy hunting

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    I'm not joining unless that table is an extender.
    "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

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    I yet again don't understand...But I'll say that I'm gonna do whatever this is anyway.

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    I'll join, killing people i dont like is fun! hell i'd kill people i love all the same too!

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    okay, first of all what do you mean by "an extender?"

    second, i don't know what you don't understand about it. it's easy, pm me if you wish to join, in your pm you need to tell me why you think you should be one of my fellow knights and hope that i say yes......

    guitar, pm me with the same thing. i won't take applications through the thread. the thread is going to be more of our talking grounds and our battle field. this is where we set up the boundaries or our kingdom and meet other kingdoms. that is if there ever will be others. you're more than welcome to start your own and recruit your own knights. but you must fight along side them. and the head knights of the two battling kingdoms will determine a winner on the number of posts, the age of the knight (how long he/she has been on the site) and who we think should win. but don't worry, if you lose, you will have the chance to challenge again. if you have any specific questions, feel free to ask.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadpool
    okay, first of all what do you mean by "an extender?"
    Example: Below you see a standard round table - one very similar to the one that the original Knights of the Round Table used. Funnily enough, the shape of the table is where the Knights got their famous name from.



    Below is an Extender - a fantastic design of table that transforms an ordinary, boring round table into a fantastic oval shape, which will then aid the users of the table in their effort to find more space for their nightly strip-poker and beer consuming fests.



    Unfortunately, if this plan were to be implemented, you'd have to change your name to "The Knights of the Oval-Shaped Table", or "The Knights of the Once Round But Now Extended Table", both of which I like. Very much.
    "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

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    although the table will have an extender and may be shaped oval......an oval is still based upon the round shape. no corners usually means round. but than again, it doesn't. it depends on how you look at it. but the only reason i'm using the Knights of the Round Table is the name is synonomous with power and fear. so i felt it was appropriate to use such a name. but than again, you don't have to join my kingdom, you can make your own, you are all more than welcome to do that. but let's not get this out of hand to where we have hundreds of kingdoms and no knights to defend these such kingdoms.

    i forgot to tell you, there is a limit of twelve knights per kingdom. that's twelve including the head knight. there will be no kings since the admins are the kings........i'm not sucking up but i thuught i'd say that no one here will be a king. the admins are allowed to fight, i wasn't excluding them from anything. but they are exempt from fighting. they don't have to accept a challenge, where as the normal knights do.

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    Lets make our own table - Eysoniatable!


    That was good.


    there was a picture here

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    like i said, that is your choice. it seems that you might have your own table going there old manus........but it's your choice if you want to follow through with it.

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    but the only reason i'm using the Knights of the Round Table is the name is synonomous with power and fear.
    And my table is synonymous with being an extender that can hold up to and including 26 different varieties of dinosaur bone on it.
    "As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
    uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"

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    well, start a kingdom. that's all i can say.

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    Knights do not hate anyone. They fight in the name of chivalry, not vengeance. In short, you're all barbarians and I wish to play no part in your savage practices!

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    quiet you! lol
    LIFE IS THE PATHWAY TO DEATH...liutenant of the Knights of the Round Table

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    What's a knightess?

    I'm already a Knight, so I'll pass~

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    Back in the days of knights, women were scum


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