Why do they do that?

[Chris]

Welcome.

[Loudez]

oh! I don't eat meat either! So I don't go too m'cy d's. Or any other fas food meat places. And I dont trust them.

[CaZ!]

la da dee la da doo la da dum oh hi welcome to EoFF

[Faris]

McDonalds is evil.

[Jess]

i call them gremlins.

I always take them out of the burgers, but I don't mind them when they aren't in my burger.

[Zeldy]

Good Morning, Welcome, Bienvenue, Wilkommen, Bienvenido, Boa Vinda,......Blah Blah Blah.....Anyway, Hi......

Huomenta

Hei, Tervetuloa [Hi, Welcome]

Oh who am i kidding.. Im not finnish
Those green things.. Relish?

[DK]

McDonalds is the best hangover cure. Any other time no.

[Psychotic]

They add it in order to make you weigh TEN BAJILLION TONNES as their evil capitalist krypto-fascist plot is to make everyone fat so they can't run very fast. Why don't they want people running very fast? Ronald can't rape a moving target.

[Rye]

Do you mean pickles? :o Pickles are yummy.

[Alive-Cat]

I'll give you a fork to get it out with.

[Little Miss Awesome]

Hello
*Eats*

[RPJesus]

They add it in order to make you weigh TEN BAJILLION TONNES as their evil capitalist krypto-fascist plot is to make everyone fat so they can't run very fast. Why don't they want people running very fast? Ronald can't rape a moving target.

You... really don't like fast food places, do you?

I think it's good that they put smelly, icky girkins in your food. You pay your dirty blood money for a big ol' slab a' deep-fried meat, you monsters, and you get a nasty green thing right on your tongue. It's just a horrible surprise, isn't it? Serves you damn right, you meat-eating troll-people!

[Reles]

I think the pickles taste good. Oh and welcome.

[Karl]

uhh u can just say u want whatever ur eating with no pickles, or "gerkins"

[Psychotic]

They add it in order to make you weigh TEN BAJILLION TONNES as their evil capitalist krypto-fascist plot is to make everyone fat so they can't run very fast. Why don't they want people running very fast? Ronald can't rape a moving target.

You... really don't like fast food places, do you?

No, I just love to mock the popular "MCDONALDS SUCK!!! OMG CAPITALISM GLOBALISATION FASCISM ZOMG ROFLCOPTER!!! THEIR FOOD IS BAD LOLLERSKATES!!!" bandwagon.