Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
They add it in order to make you weigh TEN BAJILLION TONNES as their evil capitalist krypto-fascist plot is to make everyone fat so they can't run very fast. Why don't they want people running very fast? Ronald can't rape a moving target.
You... really don't like fast food places, do you?

I think it's good that they put smelly, icky girkins in your food. You pay your dirty blood money for a big ol' slab a' deep-fried meat, you monsters, and you get a nasty green thing right on your tongue. It's just a horrible surprise, isn't it? Serves you damn right, you meat-eating troll-people!