Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus
I would stop her from dressing like a hooker and performing borderline-lesbian acts in front of the camera (which is always handily placed in the exact position where you get to see the most of her underage body).
Um, why?

YUNA: FFX

YUNA: FFX-2


What fame and prostitution can do, eh?
Only in America. Or Japan. Yay for capitalism!

Rikku is in this game for the sole reason that unsociable fanboys with no life can pleasure themselves while playing the game. She makes Yuna look like that spotty girl from school that never shows any of her skin because it’s covered in freckles.
And she does a damn good job of it, too.

Let’s check out the clothing.
more liek remove tha clothing am i rite lol

I cannot see why they make her a scarf when they don’t even bother covering the rest of her body with an article of clothing. And do I see traces of a thong?
Yes. Yes you do.

"Yuna, can I have sex with you?”
Ah, the question we all ask the Force on a daily basis.

Quote Originally Posted by Glenn Quagmire
Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus
They were probably too busy concentrating on their next making-out session.
All right!
I find myself turning the sound onto mute after a while because my attempts at shutting them up by shouting my lungs out at the screen don’t seem to work.
Give in to your anger. It will make you powerful.

And then there are the bosses themselves. Boris? WTF? Vegnagun? Sounds like something out of the never-before-seen episode of Transformers. (They cut it out because the episode was crap)
IT'S MORPHIN' TIME!



MEGAZ0RD GO!!!!

CHOCOBO TRAINING
Takes an enormous amount of time and you get pretty much bugger all from doing it. If I want a soft, I’ll go and buy it at the shop in the airship, not send a chocobo I had just spent ages to catch halfway across the world, only for it to run away because it is too thick to find its way home.


I spent like 10 minutes looking for that image. You damn well better laugh.

“You gonna do the gunner’s gauntlet?”
“Yes.”
“SHUT THE HELL UP BITCH”
Wait, I thought we were talking about X. When did Barret show up?

All in all, this game just took the biscuit.
Well, go get it back! It's just a game disc, how well-armed could it possibly be?