Crazy IM Conversations

[GooeyToast]

gooeytoast90: MARCH FORWARS NORTH TO RTYFGH
xpinkfloyd73: KILL THEM ALL!@
gooeytoast90: WHAT EXACTLY DOES RTYFGH STAND FOR CPT?
xpinkfloyd73: IT STANDS FOR BUTTSEX HATERS IN THERE TRIBAL LANGUAGREE!
gooeytoast90: AH I SEE HOW CLEVER CPTN?
xpinkfloyd73: THATS THE SPIRIT LT BEEF
xpinkfloyd73: I PROMOTE YOU TO 1LT BEEF!
gooeytoast90: THIS HAS BEEN A DREAM OF MINE SINCE LAST TUESDYA!!!!!!!!

xpinkfloyd73: I KNOW!
gooeytoast90: I WILLM AME YOU PROUD CAPTIN. MY LEGION WILL BE THE MOST POWERFUL LEGION OF BUTTSEX THAT EVER smurfED THE AFCE IF THIS EARTH!
xpinkfloyd73: THATS THE SPIRT
xpinkfloyd73: NOW LETS KILL RTYFGH!
gooeytoast90: MARCH OUT!
xpinkfloyd73: BREAK THROUGH THE AGTES 1LT BEEF
xpinkfloyd73: NOBODY ELSE CNA DO IT BUT U!
gooeytoast90: I WILL USE MY ASS CANNON TO BLAST THAT GATE A NEW ONE!

gooeytoast90: STAND BACK!
gooeytoast90: LET ME DO THE WORK!
xpinkfloyd73: I WIL!
xpinkfloyd73: GO BEEF!
xpinkfloyd73: FIGHT TO THE END!
gooeytoast90: I WILL FIGHT TO THE END, AND THROUGH THE END
xpinkfloyd73: YEA!
gooeytoast90: IT IS THE ONLY WAY I KNOW
xpinkfloyd73: ILL SEND FOEWRAD MY PENETRATION DIVISION!
xpinkfloyd73: YAE!
gooeytoast90: ILL SNED FORWARD MY LUBE SQUAD
gooeytoast90: WE WILL BEUN STOPPABLE
xpinkfloyd73: pour vasaline all over our foes
xpinkfloyd73: LUBRICTAE THEM
xpinkfloyd73: THEN MY PENETRATORS WIL LENTER
xpinkfloyd73: AND PUSH IN
gooeytoast90: WELL PUSH IN UNTIL THERES NO PLACE LEFT TO GO
gooeytoast90: THEN WELL GO EVEN FURTHER!
xpinkfloyd73: INTO THE COLON
gooeytoast90: THRES NO TURNING BACK
gooeytoast90: MUST GO FORWARD
xpinkfloyd73: WE HAVE POUSHED IN ALL THE WYA
xpinkfloyd73: VIKTORY IS OURS
gooeytoast90: WE WILL PILLAGE THE COLON TO SUPPLY OUR ARMY THE NECESSARYA MOUNT OF SAILY BUTTSEX
xpinkfloyd73: GENIUS!
gooeytoast90: WE MUST USE THIS ENVIORNMENT TO OUR ADVANTAGE. WE DONT HVE LONG UNTIL THE TITDAL WAVE CUMS
xpinkfloyd73: ONLY A WEEK
gooeytoast90: E MUST USE EVERY SECOND OF THIS TME
xpinkfloyd73: YES
gooeytoast90: SOON A NEW FORCE WILL PUSH US BACK, RISKING THE RECENT CONQUERING OF THE COLON
xpinkfloyd73: RETRAIN YOUR LEGION 1LT BEEF
gooeytoast90: I WAS BORN TO BE COMMANDER IN COLON
xpinkfloyd73: YES U WER
xpinkfloyd73: NOW RETARIN YOUR PENETRAITORS LUBRICATORS AND ASS ARTILLERY
gooeytoast90: MY ASS CANNONS ARE WORKING PREFECTLY SIR.ANY NEW INVADERS SHOULD EASILY BE DEFEATED BY MY RECEDNTLY AQUIRED ACIDIC FULIDS. THYE WILL STAND NO CHANcE

xpinkfloyd73: HOW ABOUT CUM CNANONS
gooeytoast90: HMMM THAT MIGHT BE HARD TO AQUIRE BUT ITS A RISK IM WILLING TO TAKE
xpinkfloyd73: ALRIGHT
xpinkfloyd73: *BTOTEHX SALUTS*
gooeytoast90: AH YES, THE BUTTSEX SALUTE!
gooeytoast90: *SALUTES*
xpinkfloyd73: DISSMESSED 1LT BEEF
xpinkfloyd73: FIGHT TSROING
xpinkfloyd73: PUSH HARD
xpinkfloyd73: EXERT URSELF
xpinkfloyd73: QHWHEN THEY SCREAM DONT GIVE UP
xpinkfloyd73: PUSH HARDER WHEN THEY DO!
gooeytoast90: YOU KNOW ME SIR!
xpinkfloyd73: I DO
gooeytoast90: I NEVER FAIL IN THE LINE OF BATTLE!
xpinkfloyd73: NEVER EVER NEVER?
gooeytoast90: MY AREMY IS TOO STRONG
xpinkfloyd73: YAE!
gooeytoast90: I AM THE HANNIBAL OF THE BUTTSEX ARMY
gooeytoast90: NO MAN CAN DEFEAT ME
xpinkfloyd73: UR THE ALEXANDER OF THE BUTSTEX ARMY
xpinkfloyd73: THE SCIPIO!
xpinkfloyd73: THE CEASER jULIUS!
xpinkfloyd73: THE ADOLF HITLER!
gooeytoast90: HITLER IS MY IDOL
gooeytoast90: I WANT TO MAKE HIM PROUD
xpinkfloyd73: ME 2
xpinkfloyd73: YAE!
gooeytoast90: WELL CPTN THIS IS WHERE I LEAVE U
xpinkfloyd73: OK\\
xpinkfloyd73: FIGHT HARD
gooeytoast90: I MUST PUSH FORWARD TO BRING GREATER WEALTH TO THE BUTTSEX EMPIRE
gooeytoast90: GOOD DAY CPTN
xpinkfloyd73: YAE!~
gooeytoast90: MAY THE GODS OF BUTTSEXTOPIA BE WITH U
xpinkfloyd73: AND ALOS WITH U
xpinkfloyd73: LIFT UP YOUR HERAT
xpinkfloyd73: LIFT UP UR SOUL
xpinkfloyd73: LIFT THEM ALL UP TO THE LORD
xpinkfloyd73: S OF BTOTHEX!
gooeytoast90: *SALUTES*

[Rye]

Most conversations with Dan, Levian or Paul, or all three at once, are usually insane and funny, but I don't save them. I do love my conversations with iGod and Smarterchild too.

[crashNUMBERS]

There's an iGOD?? I thought only Smarterchild and Auston Powers...

[rubah]

[21:31:39] <VampireCrono> if only u wer
[21:31:39] <VampireCrono> smart
[21:31:44] <rubah> I am.
[21:31:47] <VampireCrono> no
[21:31:52] <VampireCrono> ur DUM
[21:31:53] <rubah> yes/
[21:31:54] <VampireCrono> AND FUGLKY
[21:31:56] <rubah> nop
[21:31:57] <VampireCrono> AND FUGLY
[21:31:58] <rubah>
[21:31:58] <VampireCrono> AND FUGLY
[21:31:58] <VampireCrono> AND FUGLY
[21:31:59] <VampireCrono> :}
[21:32:08] <rubah> ACCEPT
[21:32:09] <rubah> DUMMIE
[21:32:23] <VampireCrono> ?!?
[21:32:23] <VampireCrono> "$##$}
[21:32:23] <VampireCrono> %
[21:32:24] <VampireCrono> O
[21:32:24] <VampireCrono> O

That sort of bantering is fairly common.

[Rye]

I love my convos with iGod.

For those who are over sensative about things like iGod, because it pokes fun at him or what not, ignore this spoiler tag, kthnx? It's nothing really bad, but if you're sensative about that stuff, please don't yell at me if you do look under the spoiler tag, I warned you?

(SPOILER)Me: I'm like Calculus, I'm so hard you'll be doing me on your desk all night long.
iGod: In what way?
Me: Missionary?
iGod: Tell me a story.

[crashNUMBERS]

(SPOILER)Me: I'm like Calculus, you'll be doing me on your desk all night long.

Wtf o_O

[Leeza]

I'll not close this yet, but these theads usually start going over the line pretty fast, as they are already. So this is a heads-up to you all to keep it clean.