Originally Posted by Hawkeye
Whaddya call a bus full of black people ?
(SPOILER)A rotten banana
I love this one.
Wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke? He took a bath.
What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh.
I don't care if this isn't a two-liner.
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
all my base
are belong to you
eh?
what do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? still no idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and a razor blade? Still no bloody idea
What do you call deer with no eyes, legs,head or torso? a coat rack
LET THE HAMMER FALL
if money doesnt grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Why do golfers always play in two pairs of underwear?
-In case they get a whole in one! its the lamest 1 i could think of one the spot
How do you confuse an idiot?
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Lame.... I thought of this one when I was in 1st grade.
How do you know an elephants in your car?
The trunks in the front seat.
Thanks for the sig Blitz Ace!
Someone wanta challenge me to chess?
Man: Doctor, doctor, I've got a steering wheel embedded in my groin!
Doctor: Well, what's the problem? Can't you leave it there?
Man: No! It's driving me nuts!
Actually, that joke's a little too good for this thread.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
You're a little too good for this thread.
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