Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

**Nod** · 10-12-2005, 04:50 PM

A carrot.

Anyone else know any really bad jokes?

**Rye** · 10-12-2005, 04:56 PM

The only silly joke that's not insanely overused that I know if is: How many Mormons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
(SPOILER)One husband and 5 wives to tell him how to do it!

Why did the pig have ink all over its face?
(SPOILER)Because it just came out of the pig PEN! Hoohohoho!

**Nod** · 10-12-2005, 04:57 PM

whats a mormon?

EDIT: ignore this question.

**Primus Inter Pares** · 10-12-2005, 05:07 PM

Nod's a bad joke.

**boris no no** · 10-12-2005, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares

Nod's a bad joke.

*hits* i will defend your good name Nod!
erm
MY DOGS GOT NO NOSE
HOW DOES IT SMELL?
TERRIBLE

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHO

**SammieBabe** · 10-12-2005, 05:28 PM

What did the Mommie Buffalo say to her kid as he left for school?
Bison!

**Rye** · 10-12-2005, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by Parvus Edea

What did the Mommie Buffalo say to her kid as he left for school?
Bison!

Oh my god, that one is so cute!

DK · 10-12-2005, 05:31 PM

She stole that out of a usernote I left for Kickhim.

**SammieBabe** · 10-12-2005, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by Kyono

She stole that out of a usernote I left for Kickhim.

Ummm... No I didn't.... Never read Kickhim's usernotes.... My aunt found it on a website and told me about it.....

**Nod** · 10-12-2005, 06:56 PM

Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares

Nod's a bad joke.

No, im a very good joke

Whats Yellow and smells like green paint?

(SPOILER)Yellow paint!

**Sasquatch** · 10-12-2005, 07:52 PM

What's brown and sticky?
(SPOILER)A stick!

**Strider** · 10-12-2005, 08:37 PM

Why wouldn't any of the Kennedys make good boxers?

None of them can take a shot to the head!

**Luara** · 10-12-2005, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by boris no no

Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares

Nod's a bad joke.

*hits* i will defend your good name Nod!
erm
MY DOGS GOT NO NOSE
HOW DOES IT SMELL?
TERRIBLE

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHO

what?!?!?!?! lol

**Zeldy** · 10-12-2005, 08:41 PM

Whats white, black and red all over?
(SPOILER)A sunburnt penguin

**Hawkeye** · 10-12-2005, 08:43 PM

Knock, Knock

Who there?

I dont know if theres a punch line to this joke, but your mother's a whore

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