How will you die?

**Elite Lord Sigma** · 10-13-2005, 04:37 AM

For my full (first, middle, and last) name (Connor Cillian Duffy), it said I would die of a ruptured spleen.
For my first and last name, it said I would get bitten while tormenting a sickly looking squirrel. I would die of rabies days later.
For my first and middle name, it said I would I would get kicked by an angry fan while standing on the bleachers to my death. Dammit! *cancels trip to Fenway Park*
For my middle and last name, it said I would get mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.
For my first name, it said I would fall over a guard rail into a taffy puller in a candy factory while on a group tour. My legs, head, and torso would get ripped into three sections. Drat! *cancels trip to Cadbury's*
For my middle name, it said I would get beaten to death by a disgruntled teammate with a bar of soap stuffed into a sock. Guess I won't be playing any games anytime soon...
For my last name, it said while having fun with fireworks, an M-80 would blow up in my hand. I would die of massive blood loss. Guess I shouldn't be a person doing a Fourth of July display when I'm older...
For my user name here, it said I would die the exact same way I would for my first and middle name.
For my RS name (Lord Omicron), it said as an unfortunate target of a serial killer, I would be thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. My body would be turned into a thick sludge...WTF!!

**The Summoner of Leviathan** · 10-13-2005, 04:40 AM

"Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by hanging yourself." Aren't I lucky...

**crashNUMBERS** · 10-13-2005, 04:41 AM

By dying :rolleyes2

**Optium** · 10-13-2005, 04:44 AM

You guys are lucky as HELL. (except you Destai)

You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation.

Goddamnit.

.opt

**Dixie** · 10-13-2005, 04:47 AM

Originally Posted by The Title

How will you die?

By people taunting me and mentaly beating me. Then I'll commit suicide.

....

Oh don't give me that look! I'm entitled to say whatever. Freedom of speech!

STOP STARING! *Hides in a corner*

(KIDDING)

^ That was my say....

Took the quiz....I'll be killed by a sniper

**Elite Lord Sigma** · 10-13-2005, 05:09 AM

Originally Posted by Dixie

By people taunting me and mentaly beating me. Then I'll commit suicide.

....

Oh don't give me that look! I'm entitled to say whatever. Freedom of speech!

STOP STARING! *Hides in a corner*

(KIDDING)

^ That was my say....

Took the quiz....I'll be killed by a sniper

Better go buy a full suit of bulletproof armor then...my god you're lucky compared to some other people.

I put in my RS user name(Sigmabeta8)...it said I'll be beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley...how ORIGINAL!!!

**DMKA** · 10-13-2005, 05:17 AM

Things like this are stupid and pointless. Yes I realize it's the internet but still.

**loza** · 10-13-2005, 07:30 AM

While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.

*shudders*

then when i put my user name

An ex-friend beats you to death with a full gallon of paint.

i hope the paint is purple lol

**Eve4eva** · 10-13-2005, 07:34 AM

'You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive. '.....eurgh man.. i actually recently broke my oven and there was flames coming out of the grill how wierd is that?? Heh.. i was just trying to bake some cheese toasties >_<

**Samuraid** · 10-13-2005, 07:36 AM

I shall die they way God intends...the specifics of which I know not.

**loza** · 10-13-2005, 07:52 AM

i put in my 18 year old brother and it said he whould die from years of heavy drinking

and he drinks!

also i'm never going to the gardening shop wiht my mum eva again!!!!

**DRFTerX** · 10-13-2005, 09:31 AM

lets see... ah, i'II go out with my head held high, guns blazing in every direction with the cops hot on my tail... laughing all the way to my death.

**boris no no** · 10-13-2005, 09:39 AM

real name
While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.
hahahahahaha awesome i'm having a bonfire party in a few weeks! with fireworks, whats a M-80?
user name
the same
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

**loza** · 10-13-2005, 10:49 AM

i WANT to die in the mosh pit of a Green Day consert

**KoShiatar** · 10-13-2005, 10:50 AM

Uh. It said I'll hang myself from depression.

Not really funny since I've actually had depression..¬.¬

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