My real name says:
After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.
My nickname says:
While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.
My other screen name says:
During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery. (I like this one, my aunt cuts my hair!)
Lasuria's real name says:
You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.
His nickname:
While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn.
So to survive I'll never go skydiving or cross quiet roads, and Las will have to avoid mowing grass, and learn to kick more ass.
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