How will you die?

[Jinpachi Mishima]

While on a roller coaster, the ride malfunctions, and you fall from the car to your death, several hundred feet below.

...which is a load of pap, because I don't go on rollercoasters... ever...

Jinpachi is powerful and consumed by the devil, but is also quite afraid of heights, which is a problem if he plans on flying...

[DarkLord]

Real name:

During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you.

User Name:

You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.

Yes! I alwaye wanted to die like that!
My sister:

An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill.

Sounds about right.
Brother:

You are the victim of a home robbery and are shot in the head several times at point blank range while you're asleep.

Best Friend:

While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.

Uh, oh, he lives outside a slow road just off a motorway!
His Username:

You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.

[Giga Guess]

A homeless man hits you with a fast-moving shopping cart, breaking your neck.

Well, judging by the amount of homeless people around my work.....not so surprising.

[Crop]

I put my name in as gay and it said, "its ok that your gay, I will still predict your death"

[crazybayman]

This what it said.

"While taking a leisurely stroll down a country road, a distracted farmer runs you over with his combine, shredding your body into ribbons. "
What a crock of $hit.

I plan on dying fighting a grizzley bear with my bare hands.

Because I'm one bad dude.

[DarknessFromAbove]

"While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your purse, and leaves you for dead."
. . . um, really? I always thought that I'd jump off a cliff or something . . . wait, I don't have a purse . . .

[Skarr]

A bloody gunfight between me...and barney.

[Sasquatch]

I plan on dying fighting a grizzley bear with my bare hands.

Because I'm one bad dude.

I thought "one bad dude" would survive the fight...otherwise you'd just be an idiot .

[DMKA]

Well, judging by the amount of homeless people around my work.....not so surprising.

Homeless people...in Canada!?!? MICHAEL MOORE LIED TO ME!

[Zeldy]

You are struck by lightning and killed while walking your dog during a storm.

[crazybayman]

I thought "one bad dude" would survive the fight...otherwise you'd just be an idiot .

DIDN'T YOU SEE LEGENDS OF THE FALL?!?!?!?

No "bad dude" could survive a fight with a Grizzley bear. Not even one like me who eats rocks and $hits gunpowder.

[ThroneofDravaris]

OD

[DarkLadyNyara]

skinned alive by a serial killer and left in an abandoned warehouse. That makes two of us. (Fireemblem 776 put in his full name and got dropped into a meat grinder after several days of torture. Guess I got lucky. )

[vivi knight]

While eating dinner at home alone, i begin to choke. Unable to breathe and unable to call for help, i quickly pass out and die.


.......darn :shoot: :shoot:

[Resha]

[q]While attempting to unclog your garbage disposal with your bare hand, your husband inadventently turns on the disposal. Your hand is quickly mangled by the blades, and you bleed to death.[/q]

That is seriously horrible. I hate blood. >=/