First name only:
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge.
First and last name:
Same as before.
Full first name and last name:
While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.
Full name:
You are beaten to death by a disgruntled store clerk with a gallon of milk.
TurkSlayer:
You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation.

...Note to self, stay away from sulfuric acid, cafes, stores with angry clerks, and outhouses...