I put in Michael and got this:
During a severe storm, a tree falls onto your house, crushing and killing you.
I put in bipper and got this:
While walking to your car after visiting a friend in a rather bad part of town, you are caught in the middle of a drive-by shooting. You are hit several times in the chest. You watch as blood pours from your body as you fall to the ground. You die from massive blood loss.
Bipper
My real name says:
After much persuasion, your friends convince you to try skydiving. Unfortunately, you are the unlucky recipient of a defective parachute, and you plummet 15,000 feet to the ground. Your body is turned into jelly on impact.
My nickname says:
While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.
My other screen name says:
During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery. (I like this one, my aunt cuts my hair!)
Lasuria's real name says:
You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.
His nickname:
While mowing the lawn barefoot, you accidentally run over your foot, severing your toes. Unable to walk, you bleed to death in your lawn.
So to survive I'll never go skydiving or cross quiet roads, and Las will have to avoid mowing grass, and learn to kick more ass.
Last edited by Twisted Tinkerbell; 10-17-2005 at 01:28 AM.
This sexy sig is by Owen Mcwere. Thank you Owie!
First name only:
As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge.
First and last name:
Same as before.
Full first name and last name:
While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.
Full name:
You are beaten to death by a disgruntled store clerk with a gallon of milk.
TurkSlayer:
You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation.
...Note to self, stay away from sulfuric acid, cafes, stores with angry clerks, and outhouses...
While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.
While using a chainsaw to help your friend cut down a tree, you slip and sever your leg. You die from rapid blood loss.
WHOA! MINE ROCKS! I CAN'T WAIT!
You sleep on the couch...........and you find out they cancelled head bangers ball!!!!!!!! scary way to die huh?
Owen made this sig. R.I.P.
"A chiropractor improperly cracks your neck, breaking it and killing you instantly."
Remind me to stay away from chiropractors... >_>
With my first name: You are the victim of an unprovoked stabbing by a carnival worker.
My nickname:While vacationing in Spain, you are goared by an escaped bull. You die from massive internal hemorrhage.
Username: In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by the mob.
Fun....
And incidentially my husband got the one about the ice skate and the one about the mime....
While grocery shopping, a can of soup falls from above your head and strikes you in the face. You sue the grocery store, and upon hearing that you've won a large cash settlement, you suffer a massive heart attack and fall to the ground dead
While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor's blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.
My poor hands....
EDIT: I did it again with "Rengori" and got the same answers.
EDIT2: I did it with my Eternal Legend Username and got this;
You become trapped in an outhouse and die from hours of noxious fume inhalation.
Again, but with my Inksandwich username, Megaman Xero, I got this.
You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.
EDIT3: With my first name only
Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool.
Last Name only:
After suffering with a severe headache for days, the aneurysm in your brain bursts, killing you instantly.
And if I put in my camp nickname, Sephiroth
You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull. That's not how I remember it!
LAST EDIT: When I put in my soon to be username, Bishi Bot,
While crossing what is typically a very quiet street, you're struck by a speeding motorist and are killed instantly.
Last edited by Rengori; 10-17-2005 at 01:12 AM.
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
Probably burned to death at the stake by a bunch of townspeople screaming witch! Silly townspeople always were calling me a girl.
Headbangers BallYou sleep on the couch...........and you find out they cancelled head bangers ball!!!!!!!! scary way to die huh?
...
"While you're walking to your car in a dark parking lot, a man approaches you. He pulls a gun and demands your car keys. In a panic, you run. The man fires several shots into the back of your head, takes your keys, and drives away in your car."
*cries*
[Life is Eternity in a nutshell]
"You are bitten by a mosquito and contract West Nile Virus. You die within days"
Joy.
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Put in my user name.
You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)
I'm thinking I'll most likely off myself due to confusion of belief and having nothing to live for.
I like Kung-Fu.
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