While swimming a powerline falls into the pool and your fried instantly. Thats not going to happen to me
While swimming a powerline falls into the pool and your fried instantly. Thats not going to happen to me
Another way to die is to get punched in the face so hard your head explodes.
Owen made this sig. R.I.P.
I don't think that could realistically happen but im going to keep trying it on all the local tracksuiters to see if it does.:laugh: :laugh:Originally Posted by v.e.n.o.m.
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No fires allowed in my houseYou forget to put out a burning candle, and your house starts ablaze in the middle of the night. Unable to escape in a timely manner, you burn to death, trapped within your own home.
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No boats for meWhile on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor's blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.
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Uhh... I'LL ALWAYS HAVE A PARACHUTE WITH ME! XDYou are abducted by aliens for research purposes. After months of humiliating and invasive tests, you are returned to your point of abduction from a height of 3,000 feet.
...Hmm, well at least I died so he could prove a point... yay! My death has a purposeYou are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.
username:While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist
real name:A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a computer keyboard.
so no neighbours and i cant do my dream job...........*buys desert eagle bor front pocket*
i put this girl i like in it and she shall die by getting run over by a combine harvester.............no farmhouse for us then
the shadow knows all, sees all, is all.................enjoy your pie people, enjoy your pie..*wollam*
Nanaki:Eternal protector of the sheep and monkies.:shoot:
"You contract HIV from some unprotected sex and eventually succomb to AIDS".
Wonderful.
Ha, I cheated death. By using a single letter for the first option, I received the auspicious prediction of "That's not a name." I also was rewarded with "Put in a real age, fool" by suggesting that I was around 200 years old or so. This thing can't touch me.
How about natural causes.
you mother gives you a spanking so hard you die from blood loss
Owen made this sig. R.I.P.
ahh masamune 16 is so cool
ya does no one die of old age anymore?
p.s.
I die from and ex-friend with paint can
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Booya!You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)
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.... talk about irony. Don't approach 30+ storey buildings thenWhile you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.
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Also never go to the Zoo again.After you rudely push your way through a crowded line at the zoo, a large, angry man picks you up and throws you over a guardrail into the bear pit. Being only minutes before feeding time, you are quickly devoured by the hungry beasts.
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That's good, I don't have a car.Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by sitting in your running car with the garage door closed.
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That's australia off my list for possible holiday destinations (this is a weird result considering what my nickname is)You are ravaged by a pack of dingoes while touring the Australian outback.
Edit: Look what happened when I put the age of 90 in
Shouldn't you be dead already?
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