How will you die?

[Cloud Valentine]

Username

You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)

Booya!

Real name (full)

While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.

.... talk about irony. Don't approach 30+ storey buildings then

Name (first and last)

After you rudely push your way through a crowded line at the zoo, a large, angry man picks you up and throws you over a guardrail into the bear pit. Being only minutes before feeding time, you are quickly devoured by the hungry beasts.

Also never go to the Zoo again.

First name

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by sitting in your running car with the garage door closed.

That's good, I don't have a car.

Nick name

You are ravaged by a pack of dingoes while touring the Australian outback.

That's australia off my list for possible holiday destinations (this is a weird result considering what my nickname is)

Edit: Look what happened when I put the age of 90 in

Shouldn't you be dead already?