Things Stupid Criminals Do?

[Shlup]

I saw a video (on Maximum Exposure I think) where a criminal set his gun on the counter, and when the cashier picked it up the guy got all sad and asked for it back, "pretty please" and all. xD

[Sweet Beloved]

Haha. On CNN, they showed what court was like here where I live and this girl was sueing her husband for his money, and he jumped up and started strangling her and attacking her! They had three or four cops trying to stop him. That...is embarassing...

[Giga Guess]

One of my new neighbor's place got broken into last fall. These guys pretty much cleaned him out, including his keys for his car. So they reach home base, and what do they decide? Use HIS car to go BACK, and finish cleaning out the place (Now bear in mind, this guy is a bodybuilder, and looks a wee bit intimidating.) So they get here again, and meet the landlady at the door. They give her some lame excuse about being here to see "Bob" or something, in which she turns them away. Then King (the victim) gets here, asks why his car is in the parking lot (They were smart enough to not climb in, and rather, tried walking around the block) at which point the landlord pointed in the direction they were heading in. Long story short, they approached these guys, acting inconspicuous, and pinned 'em, 'til the authorities got there.

They plead guilty, for the record.

[Venom]

Maybe the criminals are so stupid they're smart.

[xtreme112]

commit the crime

duh!

Need we say more?

[Christmas]

Posting trout on Social Media of course. Heard a drug lord was caught recently due to this.

If you do sneaky and shady stuff, don't announce it like some attention whore. Be like me, stealth and shadowy.

I am a very low profile person especially on the internet. I am everywhere.